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[Coughing, disgruntled French grumbling along with it. Anyone who listens hard enough and who can speak French might catch words like "stupid phone" and "no one will understand this anyway. I never want to speak English again."

After some fumbling noises, France switches to text.]


Many apologies to the confusion that bastard who pretended to be me might have caused!

I have two things I must announce so please read carefully:

    1. I am in Dissimulo and will leave to return to Discedo by the weekend.

    2. I wish to have that godforsaken chip removed. Are there any capable surgeons in Discedo who would be willing to assist with this? I would be more than happy to trade for your services.


Thank you!~

[voice; locked to Germany]


... [Dead air...]

I must speak with you, Allemagne.
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[voice; English]

Date: 2011-08-31 02:35 am (UTC)
hullonurse: (Down the rabbit hole.)
From: [personal profile] hullonurse
But... But he's still so young...

[noooo her baby girl- boy... Thing...]

[text]

Date: 2011-08-31 02:37 am (UTC)

[voice; French]

Date: 2011-08-31 02:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com
He is from 1969. You will understand when you reach that year. It's a time of social revolution across the world--free love and such, the blooming of rock and roll, movements against the corruption of government and "the establishment."

Hippies, they called them. It happened across the world powers but ah, Amerique lead the way with it.

Oh, and he landed on the moon.

[text]

Date: 2011-08-31 02:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sojournsparrow.livejournal.com
[Off screen Haer'Dalis just sort of facepalms]

Well said for a drunken exhibitionist.

[text]

Date: 2011-08-31 02:44 am (UTC)

[voice; English]

Date: 2011-08-31 02:44 am (UTC)
hullonurse: (Fuck off!)
From: [personal profile] hullonurse
What did you do? [That all sounds annoyingly French well not the rock and roll but the rest of it sure does] Stop indulging his ridiculousness! [Landing on the moon is a ridiculous, American fantasy, stop indulging him]

And that certainly doesn't make any difference, no wonder Arthur won't leave him alone with whoever this bastard is!

[She's met Alfred, but she's still picturing Girlmerica in this whole scenario...]

[voice; French]

Date: 2011-08-31 02:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com
This is the last time I explain world affairs to you!



Arthur is an idiot and I can't wait to get the hell away from both of them.

[text]

Date: 2011-08-31 03:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sojournsparrow.livejournal.com
What if there are those who do not appreciate the beauty of the male form?

[text]

Date: 2011-08-31 03:01 am (UTC)

[text]

Date: 2011-08-31 03:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sojournsparrow.livejournal.com
Surely you cannot be serious.

Re: ( Private )

Date: 2011-08-31 03:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brotundbier.livejournal.com
((snorts at France. Very distinctly.))

I think that much is obvious.

( Private )

Date: 2011-08-31 03:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com
So then, upon my return we will ignore each other and if we must interact it will be cold but civil, oui?

[text]

Date: 2011-08-31 03:16 am (UTC)

[text]

Date: 2011-08-31 03:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sojournsparrow.livejournal.com
Well, I suppose you do have that in abundance.

[text]

Date: 2011-08-31 03:24 am (UTC)

Re: ( Private )

Date: 2011-08-31 03:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brotundbier.livejournal.com
....I'm not sure why you're making it sound like we have to come to an agreement on this matter.

Re: ( Private )

Date: 2011-08-31 03:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com
We do. You act like this is an unsatisfactory outcome. Would you care to be to the point, Allemagne?

[text]

Date: 2011-08-31 03:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sojournsparrow.livejournal.com
So have many, but few feel the need to do it so... what's the word I'm looking for? Naked?

Oh yes that reminds me, do you know where I might be able to find some wine? I heard that you would know better than anyone else in this place.

[voice / French]

Date: 2011-08-31 03:39 am (UTC)
bauhinia: (Default)
From: [personal profile] bauhinia
Then you shouldn't apologize. [ ... His vocabulary is very limited here, okay? ] That's all.

Re: ( Private )

Date: 2011-08-31 03:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brotundbier.livejournal.com
I'm saying I was planning on avoiding your French habits as long as possible and as much as possible, so there really isn't any need to make it sound like we have to be "okay" on that matter.

Re: ( Private )

Date: 2011-08-31 03:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com
Ah, you are so young! We cannot just assume things, surely you know at least this much. It is safer to reach an agreement to avoid misunderstandings which begin conflicts in the first place, or have you so easily forgotten the circumstances of the war?

Re: ( Private )

Date: 2011-08-31 04:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brotundbier.livejournal.com
I'm not sure how conflict can be reached avoiding somebody you don't like in the first place. If you wished to "ignore what happened" you ought to have simply ignored it, and left me in peace.

Re: ( Private )

Date: 2011-08-31 04:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com
Non! That is not how we work and you know that. What if I had come back only to see you expecting the terms to have remained? I couldn't take that chance.



You may not care, Ludwig, and that is fine! But perhaps you could listen for once and avoid having such a thick skull when it comes to diplomacy.

You will understand later after the wars. Ignoring things does not make them disappear, Allemagne.

I do not know how I forgot how much you have grown since--since then.

Re: ( Private )

Date: 2011-08-31 04:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brotundbier.livejournal.com
((Btw? Diiidn't even listen to the rest of what you said. You've upset him.))

Don't call me Ludwig.

Re: ( Private )

Date: 2011-08-31 04:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com
Pay attention!
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