♕ quatre; [voice->text] (chip removal request)

[crotchroses]

[Coughing, disgruntled French grumbling along with it. Anyone who listens hard enough and who can speak French might catch words like "stupid phone" and "no one will understand this anyway. I never want to speak English again."

After some fumbling noises, France switches to text.]

Many apologies to the confusion that bastard who pretended to be me might have caused!

I have two things I must announce so please read carefully:

1. I am in Dissimulo and will leave to return to Discedo by the weekend.

2. I wish to have that godforsaken chip removed. Are there any capable surgeons in Discedo who would be willing to assist with this? I would be more than happy to trade for your services.

Thank you!~

[voice; locked to Germany]

... [Dead air...]

I must speak with you, Allemagne.

Comments

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[sojournsparrow.livejournal.com]

Well, I suppose you do have that in abundance.

[text]

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

[text]

[sojournsparrow.livejournal.com]

So have many, but few feel the need to do it so... what's the word I'm looking for? Naked?

Oh yes that reminds me, do you know where I might be able to find some wine? I heard that you would know better than anyone else in this place.

[text] GOT YOUR MESSAGE and no dude it's all cool <333

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

[text]

[sojournsparrow.livejournal.com]

Ahh, so then I suppose that even you who are a country renowned for their wine, cannot produce any here. What a pity. If only my magical powers could create grapes... or simply wine for that matter. Although it's a moot point anyways since my chip is still inside of me.