♕ quatre; [voice->text] (chip removal request)

[crotchroses]

[Coughing, disgruntled French grumbling along with it. Anyone who listens hard enough and who can speak French might catch words like "stupid phone" and "no one will understand this anyway. I never want to speak English again."

After some fumbling noises, France switches to text.]

Many apologies to the confusion that bastard who pretended to be me might have caused!

I have two things I must announce so please read carefully:

1. I am in Dissimulo and will leave to return to Discedo by the weekend.

2. I wish to have that godforsaken chip removed. Are there any capable surgeons in Discedo who would be willing to assist with this? I would be more than happy to trade for your services.

Thank you!~

[voice; locked to Germany]

... [Dead air...]

I must speak with you, Allemagne.

Comments

[8ossyfangs.livejournal.com]

RUN FRANCE, RUN!!!!!!!! (count those)

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

font face="courier">That is a gorgeous text color!
Of course, I have learned of several. I will look for their frequencies in a moment and send them to you. May I ask your name?

SHE WON'T BITE hard :::;D

[8ossyfangs.livejournal.com]

WOW SELF HTML FAIL also ooh miss serket ooh

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

and I will leave my godhood on

[8ossyfangs.livejournal.com]

*GAZE*

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

oops take that "that" out of her first sentence |Da

[8ossyfangs.livejournal.com]

eheheh I don't think Fortuna can support the collective weight of their respective egos

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