♕ quatre; [voice->text] (chip removal request)

[crotchroses]

[Coughing, disgruntled French grumbling along with it. Anyone who listens hard enough and who can speak French might catch words like "stupid phone" and "no one will understand this anyway. I never want to speak English again."

After some fumbling noises, France switches to text.]

Many apologies to the confusion that bastard who pretended to be me might have caused!

I have two things I must announce so please read carefully:

1. I am in Dissimulo and will leave to return to Discedo by the weekend.

2. I wish to have that godforsaken chip removed. Are there any capable surgeons in Discedo who would be willing to assist with this? I would be more than happy to trade for your services.

Thank you!~

[voice; locked to Germany]

... [Dead air...]

I must speak with you, Allemagne.

Comments

Re: ( Private )

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

I still have the scars to prove it. What do you think has happened in the last century, eh?

Re: ( Private )

[brotundbier.livejournal.com]

How the hell am I supposed to know that?

Re: ( Private )

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

Exactly! You aren't, and you are better off staying that way.

Re: ( Private )

[brotundbier.livejournal.com]

France. What happens. I heard world war two, what are you even talking about. I demand to know.

Re: ( Private )

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

I-- Allemagne, believe me when I say that you do not want to know.

S'il vous plait, I apologize--! I will concede, I should not have said...