♕ quatre; [voice->text] (chip removal request)

[crotchroses]

[Coughing, disgruntled French grumbling along with it. Anyone who listens hard enough and who can speak French might catch words like "stupid phone" and "no one will understand this anyway. I never want to speak English again."

After some fumbling noises, France switches to text.]

Many apologies to the confusion that bastard who pretended to be me might have caused!

I have two things I must announce so please read carefully:

1. I am in Dissimulo and will leave to return to Discedo by the weekend.

2. I wish to have that godforsaken chip removed. Are there any capable surgeons in Discedo who would be willing to assist with this? I would be more than happy to trade for your services.

Thank you!~

[voice; locked to Germany]

... [Dead air...]

I must speak with you, Allemagne.

Comments

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

Hah! I will not fall for your devilish tricks, Angleterre. You will never discover my secret!

[hullonurse]

Fine, next time I see you, I'll just punch you until you tell me.

[That seems a little extreme, England...]

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

N-non, please don't do that... That seems a little extreme, don't you think?

[hullonurse]

You could stop it very simply by just telling me why right now. The matter is in your hands, my dear.

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

[hullonurse]

... Is this really about your hair?

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

Shut up!

That stupid shitfaced doppleganger of me cut it to hide from Allemagne and your brother! Now I have to wait months--months! I have not had my hair this short since-- Since never!

What if someone cut your hair, eh? How would you feel?

[hullonurse]

That's different! You're a man, you're supposed to have short hair! [She might feel differently if she'd know Francis as long as she's known Marianne but as it is she didn't really get used to the long hair as such...] It looks fine, you idiot, you can wait to grow it back.

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

Non...

You don't understand, I knew you would not.

[hullonurse]

... [Sighs.]

Francis, you look very handsome, don't worry.

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

... You mean that?

--O-of course you do.

[hullonurse]

Of course. [And it wasn't condescending at all....] Really, you're lucky it was just your hair. What if he'd decided to disguise you by scarring your face or something like that?

[Always look on the bright side...]

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

Ah, Rosemary! That's an excellent point. And--and it will grow back. Short hairstyles are very fashionable for men this year too! I could make it cropped and chic until it reaches its old length!



Merci Rosemary. What would I do without you?

[hullonurse]

[Yes, she is the best at cheering people up "AT LEAST YOU DON'T HAVE HORRIFIC FACIAL SCARRING"]

Suffer through your own senseless rambling and idiocy. You're welcome, dear.

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

You are just jealous that I can successfully style my own hair even in a place like this.

Would you like me to style yours as well? Into a braid, perhaps...

[hullonurse]

I like my hair just fine as it is and I'm perfectly capable of braiding it if I wish to. [But not very well.]

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

I don't want to cut it! Trim it maybe, to keep it healthy--but what's so wrong with putting it into a braid, eh? Or do you like being a little rabbit that much?

[hullonurse]

Don't call me that!

Nothing is wrong with braids, I just don't see what's wrong with my pigtails.

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

I'm not saying anything is wrong with them! I'm simply offering my assistance in keeping your hair healthy here, that is all.

And why shouldn't I call you that? It's very fitting.

[hullonurse]

How will braiding it make it any healthier?

... Just don't. [It makes her miss Marianne a little.]

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

It will keep it out of the way if you have to do work! Less dirt in your hair means less need for the proper shampoo.

... Ah, as you wish.

[hullonurse]

[Self-consciously pats one of her pigtails.] I-it's fine as it is, I'm sure!

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

You look as lovely as always, Angleterre.

[hullonurse]

[Quickly lowers her hands to her lap and blushes a little.] Of course I do. No one would say otherwise.

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

No one with taste!