♕ quatre; [voice->text] (chip removal request)

[crotchroses]

[Coughing, disgruntled French grumbling along with it. Anyone who listens hard enough and who can speak French might catch words like "stupid phone" and "no one will understand this anyway. I never want to speak English again."

After some fumbling noises, France switches to text.]

Many apologies to the confusion that bastard who pretended to be me might have caused!

I have two things I must announce so please read carefully:

1. I am in Dissimulo and will leave to return to Discedo by the weekend.

2. I wish to have that godforsaken chip removed. Are there any capable surgeons in Discedo who would be willing to assist with this? I would be more than happy to trade for your services.

Thank you!~

[voice; locked to Germany]

... [Dead air...]

I must speak with you, Allemagne.

Comments

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

It will keep it out of the way if you have to do work! Less dirt in your hair means less need for the proper shampoo.

... Ah, as you wish.

[hullonurse]

[Self-consciously pats one of her pigtails.] I-it's fine as it is, I'm sure!

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

You look as lovely as always, Angleterre.

[hullonurse]

[Quickly lowers her hands to her lap and blushes a little.] Of course I do. No one would say otherwise.

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

No one with taste!

[hullonurse]

Of course not. [Blushes more. ] I always look very charming and cute.

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

... Except when you are angry.

[hullonurse]

Then don't make me angry.

[PROBLEM SOLVED.]

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

Your temper is so volatile...

[hullonurse]

It's perfectly reasonable. I have a very calm and mature personality, you know.

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

Just like Arthur has slim eyebrows.

[hullonurse]

... Yes, I'm sure. [She hasn't seen the monsters that lurk there yet.]

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

Someday you will help me trim them, oui?

[hullonurse]

I'm certain he's perfectly capable of grooming himself!

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

...

[hullonurse]

Shut up! Of course he is! What are you laughing about?

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

For all you know, he has a great big bushy beard.

[hullonurse]

You're one to talk about stupid facial hair.

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

Nonsense! You love it.

[hullonurse]

It's disgusting. [And oh so sexy ]

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

And yet so wonderful, you cannot possibly resist. Your words say no but your eyes and heart, they say yes!

[hullonurse]

You know nothing about my eyes or my heart! It-it isn't attractive at all!

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

I have heard differently from others. They particularly like it when I lean down and press my lips to theirs in a passionate kiss.

1/2

[hullonurse]

[And for a few seconds, her mind goes blank as she imagines it.]

[hullonurse]

[Just for a few seconds.]

I don't want to hear about that rubbish, you idiot!