♕ quatre; [voice->text] (chip removal request)

[crotchroses]

[Coughing, disgruntled French grumbling along with it. Anyone who listens hard enough and who can speak French might catch words like "stupid phone" and "no one will understand this anyway. I never want to speak English again."

After some fumbling noises, France switches to text.]

Many apologies to the confusion that bastard who pretended to be me might have caused!

I have two things I must announce so please read carefully:

1. I am in Dissimulo and will leave to return to Discedo by the weekend.

2. I wish to have that godforsaken chip removed. Are there any capable surgeons in Discedo who would be willing to assist with this? I would be more than happy to trade for your services.

Thank you!~

[voice; locked to Germany]

... [Dead air...]

I must speak with you, Allemagne.

Comments

[hullonurse]

It's disgusting. [And oh so sexy ]

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

And yet so wonderful, you cannot possibly resist. Your words say no but your eyes and heart, they say yes!

[hullonurse]

You know nothing about my eyes or my heart! It-it isn't attractive at all!

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

I have heard differently from others. They particularly like it when I lean down and press my lips to theirs in a passionate kiss.

1/2

[hullonurse]

[And for a few seconds, her mind goes blank as she imagines it.]

[hullonurse]

[Just for a few seconds.]

I don't want to hear about that rubbish, you idiot!

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

Not even if I tell you how I would lay them down on my bed? And their fingers would sweep across my jaw, mine would work between their legs until I lower myself between them and--

[hullonurse]

O-oh. [Yeah, she's speechless again.]

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

[hullonurse]

[She stares at it for a moment before snapping out of her daze.]

Stop talking rubbish! Stop all that nonsense this minute!

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

Your blush is so beautiful, I don't know if I can.

[hullonurse]

I'm not blushing! [She so is.]

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

I wonder, Rosemary, if you are blooming even now.

[hullonurse]

I'm not blooming anywhere, shut up!

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

I beg to differ, eh?

[hullonurse]

I don't care what you think!

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

Of course you do; especially because I think you're gorgeous.

[hullonurse]

... Idiot.

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

Little rabbit.

[hullonurse]

I told you not to call me that.

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

I will anyway. It suits you!

[hullonurse]

It doesn't suit me at all!

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

It suits you and that lovely hair of yours! And Arthur was always fond of rabbits, I can only assume you would be too.

[hullonurse]

[Hands protectively covering her pigtails...] When I was a child! [And now. Rabbits are cute, okay!]

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

Arthur still likes them!

You are still and will always be my little rabbit. He is not, because he is disgusting and doesn't wear his hair this way.