crotchroses: (☩ withered roses)
crotchroses ([personal profile] crotchroses) wrote2011-08-30 01:29 pm

♕ quatre; [voice->text] (chip removal request)

[Coughing, disgruntled French grumbling along with it. Anyone who listens hard enough and who can speak French might catch words like "stupid phone" and "no one will understand this anyway. I never want to speak English again."

After some fumbling noises, France switches to text.]


Many apologies to the confusion that bastard who pretended to be me might have caused!

I have two things I must announce so please read carefully:

    1. I am in Dissimulo and will leave to return to Discedo by the weekend.

    2. I wish to have that godforsaken chip removed. Are there any capable surgeons in Discedo who would be willing to assist with this? I would be more than happy to trade for your services.


Thank you!~

[voice; locked to Germany]


... [Dead air...]

I must speak with you, Allemagne.

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-09-04 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
Of course you do; especially because I think you're gorgeous.
hullonurse: (Don't you read?)

[personal profile] hullonurse 2011-09-04 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
I told you not to call me that.

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-09-04 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
I will anyway. It suits you!
hullonurse: (Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah)

[personal profile] hullonurse 2011-09-04 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
It doesn't suit me at all!

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-09-05 11:01 am (UTC)(link)
It suits you and that lovely hair of yours! And Arthur was always fond of rabbits, I can only assume you would be too.
hullonurse: (And in public!)

[personal profile] hullonurse 2011-09-09 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[Hands protectively covering her pigtails...] When I was a child! [And now. Rabbits are cute, okay!]

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-09-09 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Arthur still likes them!

You are still and will always be my little rabbit. He is not, because he is disgusting and doesn't wear his hair this way.
hullonurse: (Grrrrr damnit.)

[personal profile] hullonurse 2011-09-09 09:36 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not your anything, frog.

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-09-09 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course you are, Madame Rosbif.
hullonurse: (Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah)

[personal profile] hullonurse 2011-09-09 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
How exactly am I "yours"?

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-09-09 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
... Fine. Just 'little rabbit'; I will use only that.
hullonurse: (Moe moe moe cawaiii desu)

[personal profile] hullonurse 2011-09-12 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
What's wrong with my name? [But not gonna forbid him from calling her that- it's condescending and annoying but if she makes any more fuss he's likely to never stop it if he really is France...]