crotchroses: (☩ if I must fight)
crotchroses ([personal profile] crotchroses) wrote2011-09-02 10:03 pm

♕ cinq; [text/action]

[Today's broadcast is a simple one. Apologies for the spam!]

If I had the materials to produce wine, I would do so immediately.

[private to ALL THE NATIONS (except Germany):]

I want no part in any conflicts here. There is too much at stake. I understand our histories and the differing timelines that add further complications, but as they say, there are bigger fish to fry.

We don't have to work together. In fact, the idea is a little appalling, though I would not be opposed to it. But let us at least try not to leap straight into war.

Let us build our respective areas and watch over our citizens, if we have any on this planet.

[/private]

[private to ROSEMARY:]


I am in the hospital. If you would like to speak with me in person, that is fine.

[private to ARTHUR:]

Shut up.

I have something to tell you. Will you visit me here in the hospital or are you still glued to Amerique? Either way I will discuss it, whether in person or on the phone, but in person is preferable. That way I can reintroduce your face to my glorious fist if need be.

What will it be, Rosbif?

[/private]

[OOC NOTE: TAKING A NAP. WILL BE BACK IN A FEW HOURS HOPEFULLY UNLESS I JUST PASS OUT ALTOGETHER.

OOC NOTEX2 COMBO: He's in the DISCEDO HOSPITAL just sulking so if you want to visit, you can!! Doesn't matter if you're a nation or not, he likes company! :) ]

private; drunk!England

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-09-24 02:49 pm (UTC)(link)


Of course we understand! I do, at the very least. I did say it was your choice, cherie! Just as it is hers.

I am surprised I did not even stop to consider that just now.

Not until you mentioned it.

... But... ... You are a virgin, are you not?
tomatatas: (Default)

private; ...this is true 1/2

[personal profile] tomatatas 2011-09-24 02:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[She knows that. And yes, France is very trying. If she wasn't his boss she would.

Maybe she should get two birds with one stone
]
Good! Then stop being like that, because it makes me uncomfortable.

[Flushes, managing a glare] I am not interested in women at all, get those perverted thoughts out of your hea-!
Edited 2011-09-24 15:02 (UTC)
tomatatas: (Default)

2/2

[personal profile] tomatatas 2011-09-24 02:54 pm (UTC)(link)
THAT IS NONE OF YOUR CONCERN! [If she could get any redder she'd blend perfectly with a firetruck.

Scrambling to try and turn this stupid thing off]
Edited 2011-09-24 15:00 (UTC)

private; no regrets

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-09-24 03:18 pm (UTC)(link)
I knew it! It is not often enough that I see the virgin blush of such a beautiful woman!

private; I told you to, why would I regret it either...

[identity profile] fettuttittes.livejournal.com 2011-09-24 03:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Taci! [Oh god why can't her fingers get the right button, no she is not shaking from embarrassment] This is highly improper! Pervertito! It's my life and I will live it how I choose!

private; aklsfj <333 also omfg what is going on anymore

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-09-24 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course! Fight anyone who says otherwise, cherie! That's the spirit! Be proud and happy!
starspangledhero: (You're a zombie)

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[personal profile] starspangledhero 2011-09-25 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
[ gargled whisper: ]

You've killed me, Papa.

Why Papa why?

( filtered; video ) I don't know what I'm tagging anymore

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-09-25 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
Shut the hell up, fatass, only Mattie can call me Papa!
starspangledhero: (You're a zombie)

( filtered; video ) neither do I

[personal profile] starspangledhero 2011-09-25 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
[ here have a moan. the moan of the undead. yes America now has black eyes and blood dripping out of all face orifices. ZOMBIE MODE ENGAGED.

SHUT UP THIS IS HETALIA THIS IS ALLOWED.

His voice gets softer so he sounds exactly like Canada.
]

Papaaaaaaaaaaaa.

( filtered; video )

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-09-25 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
Are you finished? The dead are supposed to be silent, Amerique.
starspangledhero: (She's obviously a vampire!)

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[personal profile] starspangledhero 2011-09-25 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
[ still looks like a zombie but now pouting in a very America-esque manner. ]

That's what England used to say. Now you're like England. Ew.

( filtered; video )

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-09-25 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
Non, he gets it from me.

Try not to puke everywhere, okay?

... On second thought, go ahead. Then he'll have to clean it up.
starspangledhero: (Brick where did you get a grenade?)

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[personal profile] starspangledhero 2011-09-25 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
I'll puke on you.

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[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-09-25 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
Have fun, Amerique!

private; :/ Idek know either it is a new state of horribade

[identity profile] fettuttittes.livejournal.com 2011-09-25 02:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Taci! Drop the subject right... right now! And forget you ever mentioned it!

private; someday she just needs to get a frying pan and walk up to him...

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-09-27 07:57 am (UTC)(link)
You are so beautiful when you're angry.

private; oh in Mayfield, Hungary gave her one for Christmas...

[identity profile] fettuttittes.livejournal.com 2011-09-28 12:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Taci! [Fuck it, just throwing the communicator away from her]

private; that's ... really adorable and also frightening DDD:

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-09-28 02:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Au revoir!~

private; Best big sister thing :3

[identity profile] fettuttittes.livejournal.com 2011-09-28 02:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[Another irritated shriek before she slams her hand down, somehow managing to cut the feed]

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