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[Today's broadcast is a simple one. Apologies for the spam!]

If I had the materials to produce wine, I would do so immediately.

[private to ALL THE NATIONS (except Germany):]

I want no part in any conflicts here. There is too much at stake. I understand our histories and the differing timelines that add further complications, but as they say, there are bigger fish to fry.

We don't have to work together. In fact, the idea is a little appalling, though I would not be opposed to it. But let us at least try not to leap straight into war.

Let us build our respective areas and watch over our citizens, if we have any on this planet.

[/private]

[private to ROSEMARY:]


I am in the hospital. If you would like to speak with me in person, that is fine.

[private to ARTHUR:]

Shut up.

I have something to tell you. Will you visit me here in the hospital or are you still glued to Amerique? Either way I will discuss it, whether in person or on the phone, but in person is preferable. That way I can reintroduce your face to my glorious fist if need be.

What will it be, Rosbif?

[/private]

[OOC NOTE: TAKING A NAP. WILL BE BACK IN A FEW HOURS HOPEFULLY UNLESS I JUST PASS OUT ALTOGETHER.

OOC NOTEX2 COMBO: He's in the DISCEDO HOSPITAL just sulking so if you want to visit, you can!! Doesn't matter if you're a nation or not, he likes company! :) ]
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locked;

Date: 2011-09-03 09:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com


Shut your mouth, Angleterre, you wouldn't have been able to hold him off if I hadn't surrendered! Admit it, the Resistance saved your stupid scruffy ass.

As if you enjoy being mortal yourself, eh? Poor monsieur Brows! Can't feel his house to know what the weather is like so he can complain about it every single day.



It doesn't take that long to visit each city. Think of it like traveling across your landmass without all the delays. You can go back and kick Wiggly Hair and his awful taste in fashion out on his ass.

private

Date: 2011-09-03 10:36 am (UTC)

sldkjalks win

Date: 2011-09-03 10:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com
A cake? Ooh, if I had the ingredients I would open a full bakery. The food here is terrible, isn't it?

private

Date: 2011-09-03 11:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fettuttittes.livejournal.com
I wasn't sure, because you seemed to managed to have more class than that puttana. But I guess you really are Francia then?

private

Date: 2011-09-03 11:03 am (UTC)

private

Date: 2011-09-03 11:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fettuttittes.livejournal.com
What, the truth? Or are you just as bad as her, sleeping with anything that exists?

private

Date: 2011-09-03 11:14 am (UTC)

private

Date: 2011-09-03 11:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fettuttittes.livejournal.com
And? I'm sure she's tried, knowing her. [And no fucks are given]

private

Date: 2011-09-03 11:42 am (UTC)

private

Date: 2011-09-03 11:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fettuttittes.livejournal.com
There's no pride in being a loose whore, either. And you'd only think that, because you think she'd fuck you. Which she would, but anyway. I am perfectly polite, is the point.

private

Date: 2011-09-03 11:55 am (UTC)

Re: private

Date: 2011-09-03 11:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fettuttittes.livejournal.com
Don't you dare hang up on me! You're not allowed that right!

And you have no idea what she's like! She's horrible! She picks on me constantly and... points out that I... nevermind!
[Points out that she's a tiny tiny chested nation meanie]

I'm hanging up first!

private

Date: 2011-09-03 12:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com


We can't hang up if we're texting each other! And if she's treated you badly that's still no reason to throw that kind of insult around, eh? I've been nothing but kind to you without asking anything in return!

private

Date: 2011-09-03 12:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fettuttittes.livejournal.com
[Italian]

I don't know that! This is all new to me, bastardo! And I will call her whatever I want, she does the same to me! Laughing because I choose to be pure! And have you? You've probably just been trying to trick me, you weren't even honest!

private

Date: 2011-09-03 12:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com
Of course I was honest! I didn't tell you who I was straight away because I knew you would hate me to begin with just because I'm France.

Meeting our sisters is new to us too, did you think about that?

private

Date: 2011-09-03 12:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fettuttittes.livejournal.com
You weren't! Lying by omission is still lying! Do you really think I'm that judgmental? [Yes... because you are Romana...]

I'm not your sister, or his sister! I have sisters, and people who are allowed to call me sister!

private

Date: 2011-09-03 12:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com
You have been so far, mademoiselle, and it's been very distressing!

private

Date: 2011-09-03 12:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fettuttittes.livejournal.com
I'm allowed to be! I've been kidnapped, that's very distressing!

private

Date: 2011-09-03 12:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com
So have I! But I still manage to be polite. It's the last you could do in return!

private

Date: 2011-09-03 12:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fettuttittes.livejournal.com
You seem to have much more time to adjust! Civility is the last thing on my mind!

private

Date: 2011-09-03 12:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com
It's been two months and nothing has changed for the better. Civility will win you allies, whereas rudeness will bring you more enemies than you would want.

Fine, if you do not want to be civil with me, even as lovely as you are otherwise, I know you will hate me no matter what I do.

private

Date: 2011-09-03 12:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fettuttittes.livejournal.com
And? Nothings has changed for the better at home, I already have plenty of enemies, who cares if I make a few more. [Bitter laugh]

...I am not sure how I'm supposed to treat you. It's easier with her, at least I've known her since Nonna found her... you... it's different.
Edited Date: 2011-09-03 12:56 pm (UTC)

[text]

Date: 2011-09-03 01:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] asitneverwas.livejournal.com
I'll let you know if I find any fruit. There's a chance we could make our own with the right procedures followed.

[Video]

Date: 2011-09-03 01:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] onthesandbank.livejournal.com
Seeing as how the materials are severely lacking, that seems a rather pointless statement.

Private; Voice

Date: 2011-09-03 03:27 pm (UTC)
hullonurse: (Bitch; get out!)
From: [personal profile] hullonurse
I'll yell all I bloody want! I've been looking for you everywhere, you idiot! You stay right there and don't move!
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