crotchroses: (☩ if I must fight)
crotchroses ([personal profile] crotchroses) wrote2011-09-02 10:03 pm

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[Today's broadcast is a simple one. Apologies for the spam!]

If I had the materials to produce wine, I would do so immediately.

[private to ALL THE NATIONS (except Germany):]

I want no part in any conflicts here. There is too much at stake. I understand our histories and the differing timelines that add further complications, but as they say, there are bigger fish to fry.

We don't have to work together. In fact, the idea is a little appalling, though I would not be opposed to it. But let us at least try not to leap straight into war.

Let us build our respective areas and watch over our citizens, if we have any on this planet.

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[private to ROSEMARY:]


I am in the hospital. If you would like to speak with me in person, that is fine.

[private to ARTHUR:]

Shut up.

I have something to tell you. Will you visit me here in the hospital or are you still glued to Amerique? Either way I will discuss it, whether in person or on the phone, but in person is preferable. That way I can reintroduce your face to my glorious fist if need be.

What will it be, Rosbif?

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[OOC NOTE: TAKING A NAP. WILL BE BACK IN A FEW HOURS HOPEFULLY UNLESS I JUST PASS OUT ALTOGETHER.

OOC NOTEX2 COMBO: He's in the DISCEDO HOSPITAL just sulking so if you want to visit, you can!! Doesn't matter if you're a nation or not, he likes company! :) ]

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[identity profile] notluigi.livejournal.com 2011-09-04 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
....Spain.

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[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-09-04 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
... Non. Moi.
fierybluebird: (cool breeze)

[personal profile] fierybluebird 2011-09-04 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
All right, if something comes to mind, don't hesitate to ask, eh.

[Quiet snort.] Of course we care, you're a friend.

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[identity profile] notluigi.livejournal.com 2011-09-04 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
Size doesn't matter.

It's the worth of the land that matters, wagon-fucker.

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[identity profile] fettuttittes.livejournal.com 2011-09-04 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
Si. Nonna was a lady, hence why she's Nonna. Idiota. [And built just like the North, hips and curves and why did Romana end up the flatty flat flat in comparison]

O-Oh? Why. [Suspicious forever]
hullonurse: (We're the flowers in the dustbin)

[personal profile] hullonurse 2011-09-04 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
He attacked you just because of that? [Starts tucking in the blankets and then goes to get another one to throw over him. Blankets fix everything.]

Why did you come to Discedo on your own? Even without Germany, it can't be a safe trip.

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[identity profile] spiffingtea.livejournal.com 2011-09-04 01:51 pm (UTC)(link)
... W-Why would I want to do that?

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[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-09-04 02:07 pm (UTC)(link)
That is a very good question. So! You see my point, then!

Oh, and try not to smell so terrible, s'il vous plait.
starspangledhero: (Are you asking me on a date)

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[personal profile] starspangledhero 2011-09-05 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
I ain't got any problems with ya'll. I mean, no one here. Most of 'em are in my NATO friendship club, even if they don't remember it or are from future land. Most of 'em.

[ He crinkles his nose, looking critical and bitter and FUCK YOUUUUUU FREEDOM FRIES. ]

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[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-09-05 07:53 am (UTC)(link)
Oh! That is what has you upset?

Amerique, I rejoined NATO in 2009. And anyway there is no need to be so huffy with me. We're still allies, eh? You and Angleterre allowed me a place to recover so you have my appreciation.

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-09-05 11:03 am (UTC)(link)


I live here. I am tired of moving, it's a pain in the ass.

... You don't know what the second war was like, or what the end of the Great War really did to him. I will tell you, but you may not believe me at all, so I don't see the point.
hullonurse: (Her ample bosom.)

[personal profile] hullonurse 2011-09-05 03:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[Swats him back and re-takes over making the bed you are sick, you are not allowed to move.] Then stop running all over the place.

... I don't have any reason not to believe you. [That's as close to a "I sort of trust you just a little" you're gonna get, Francis.]
starspangledhero: (Yeah; jail or Canada and they both suck.)

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[personal profile] starspangledhero 2011-09-05 05:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah 'cause that's really helpful now!

[ YOU LEFT ME TO THE COMMIES, PAPA. YOU SUCK. That is what his tone says. Never shall France get to indulge in the peanut brittle that America brings to NATO Friendship Club meetings ever again.

So yes he is still huffy but... if France says there's still allies, there's less reason to want to punch him in the face. Or at least more reason to restrain any desire to.
]

Sure, whatever. I'm the hero so it's kinda my job to help people. Even French people who seem to have forgotten the meaning of freedom or else they wouldn't have a problem taking it up against Russia.
bauhinia: (Default)

[personal profile] bauhinia 2011-09-05 06:38 pm (UTC)(link)
more food would definitely be good. just let me know when/if you have something for me to do, okay?

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[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-09-05 08:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Did you say something, Amerique? I'm so used to Mattie speaking I would have heard it but I seem to tune out when nations say stupid passive insults that have absolutely no relevance.

Monsieur "I'm going to keep everyone up with my sexual habits so they can't fall asleep properly when they need it because they're extremely sick."

Oui, in case you're wondering, that means you.

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-09-05 09:17 pm (UTC)(link)


Fine. I will tell you.
Edited 2011-09-05 21:17 (UTC)
hullonurse: (Iyaaaan desu)

[personal profile] hullonurse 2011-09-05 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[How the hell can you do that subtly

Rosemary grabs what's left of his hair and yanks on it.]
Pervert!

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-09-05 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
--Ow, ow, Angleeerre, I'm injured and sick! Be gentle!
hullonurse: (Grrrrr damnit.)

[personal profile] hullonurse 2011-09-05 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm being very gentle, your hand is still attached to your arm.

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-09-05 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
You wouldn't do that...

Look at those big blue eyes staring up at you imploringly, Rosemary. You're his nurse! :(]
hullonurse: (The fascist regime)

[personal profile] hullonurse 2011-09-05 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[O-oh...

Oh she can't look she can't]


... Just behave yourself. [Sits on the edge of the bed and looks to the side. She can't take it.]
hullonurse: (I am disappointed.)

[personal profile] hullonurse 2011-09-05 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[Fuck.

Fuck.

As France's story goes on, England slouches further. She wishes she could be surprised. Europe will never be peaceful, she should know that by now, but she had almost dared to hope that maybe this time they had learned their lesson. But there was always a new generation to forget the lessons of the previous one, though this time it seemed like even that couldn't be to blame.

It's been a few years, but not long enough for the memories of the trenches to fade. Her mind keeps flicking back to them as she hears more.

When France finishes, she sighs and rests her head in her hands.]


... And that's it then? [The horrors of the Great War don't scare them into stopping, they just inspire them to move onto greater, more terrifying wars. Wonderful.]

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