starspangledhero: (She's obviously a vampire!)
✪ A M E R I C A ✪ (Alfred F. Jones) ✪ ([personal profile] starspangledhero) wrote in [personal profile] crotchroses 2011-09-16 08:24 pm (UTC)

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[ oh gross. cue a proper retort. ]

It's your girlfriend said in my bed last night.

Oh wait! You don't have a girlfriend! Must've been the guy I was sleeping with.

And you're not.









...I'm having sex and you're not! [ BEST RETORT. ]

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