starspangledhero: (I'MAVAMPIREI'MAVAMPIREI'MAVAMPIRE)
✪ A M E R I C A ✪ (Alfred F. Jones) ✪ ([personal profile] starspangledhero) wrote in [personal profile] crotchroses 2011-09-18 02:00 am (UTC)

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THE IMAGES. THEY WON'T LEAVE.

[ he is legitimately dry-retching here. ]

Too old! Way too old! Old and hairy like an elderly beaver! I'm young and hip and you're so ancient your bones creak when you walk!

[ says the guy who has no qualms with sleeping with older humans ]

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