crotchroses: (☩ if I must fight)
crotchroses ([personal profile] crotchroses) wrote2011-09-02 10:03 pm

♕ cinq; [text/action]

[Today's broadcast is a simple one. Apologies for the spam!]

If I had the materials to produce wine, I would do so immediately.

[private to ALL THE NATIONS (except Germany):]

I want no part in any conflicts here. There is too much at stake. I understand our histories and the differing timelines that add further complications, but as they say, there are bigger fish to fry.

We don't have to work together. In fact, the idea is a little appalling, though I would not be opposed to it. But let us at least try not to leap straight into war.

Let us build our respective areas and watch over our citizens, if we have any on this planet.

[/private]

[private to ROSEMARY:]


I am in the hospital. If you would like to speak with me in person, that is fine.

[private to ARTHUR:]

Shut up.

I have something to tell you. Will you visit me here in the hospital or are you still glued to Amerique? Either way I will discuss it, whether in person or on the phone, but in person is preferable. That way I can reintroduce your face to my glorious fist if need be.

What will it be, Rosbif?

[/private]

[OOC NOTE: TAKING A NAP. WILL BE BACK IN A FEW HOURS HOPEFULLY UNLESS I JUST PASS OUT ALTOGETHER.

OOC NOTEX2 COMBO: He's in the DISCEDO HOSPITAL just sulking so if you want to visit, you can!! Doesn't matter if you're a nation or not, he likes company! :) ]

private; Belarus doesn't follow like a sad puppy.

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-09-24 02:20 pm (UTC)(link)
I also doubt that! Even if it was true, ma cherie, what she does with herself is her choice, non? Just as it is your choice and every other woman's choice to do with herself what makes her happy, and no one is allowed to tell her otherwise.



I respect and admire your chastity. That does not mean I don't want to share my bed with you, but you cannot force these things! I think you are missing out on something truly magnifique, but eh, it is your choice. Man or woman I have no right to judge, oui?

private; ...true. Who else is clingy then...

[identity profile] fettuttittes.livejournal.com 2011-09-24 02:35 pm (UTC)(link)
She could more discreet. It's... she knows how people will treat her, for being so obvious. If she wasn't so proud...

[You're talking to the woman whose so freaking tempted to shoot Mussolini if he tries to look down her top one more time...

Man her ideals are like. 1300's. Or something]


Taci! Vaffanculo, you really are just as bad as her! Can neither of you control yourselves, and understand that not everyone is like you, so happy to throw their bodies at any willing! Some of us are h-happy staying chaste!

And I am not interested in women! [God, you're as bad as Venezia, 'oh you don't want to go out with this nice boy are you interested in women sister?'] Not that any of this is your business!
Edited 2011-09-24 14:36 (UTC)

private; drunk!England

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-09-24 02:49 pm (UTC)(link)


Of course we understand! I do, at the very least. I did say it was your choice, cherie! Just as it is hers.

I am surprised I did not even stop to consider that just now.

Not until you mentioned it.

... But... ... You are a virgin, are you not?
tomatatas: (Default)

private; ...this is true 1/2

[personal profile] tomatatas 2011-09-24 02:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[She knows that. And yes, France is very trying. If she wasn't his boss she would.

Maybe she should get two birds with one stone
]
Good! Then stop being like that, because it makes me uncomfortable.

[Flushes, managing a glare] I am not interested in women at all, get those perverted thoughts out of your hea-!
Edited 2011-09-24 15:02 (UTC)
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2/2

[personal profile] tomatatas 2011-09-24 02:54 pm (UTC)(link)
THAT IS NONE OF YOUR CONCERN! [If she could get any redder she'd blend perfectly with a firetruck.

Scrambling to try and turn this stupid thing off]
Edited 2011-09-24 15:00 (UTC)

private; no regrets

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-09-24 03:18 pm (UTC)(link)
I knew it! It is not often enough that I see the virgin blush of such a beautiful woman!

private; I told you to, why would I regret it either...

[identity profile] fettuttittes.livejournal.com 2011-09-24 03:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Taci! [Oh god why can't her fingers get the right button, no she is not shaking from embarrassment] This is highly improper! Pervertito! It's my life and I will live it how I choose!

private; aklsfj <333 also omfg what is going on anymore

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-09-24 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course! Fight anyone who says otherwise, cherie! That's the spirit! Be proud and happy!

private; :/ Idek know either it is a new state of horribade

[identity profile] fettuttittes.livejournal.com 2011-09-25 02:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Taci! Drop the subject right... right now! And forget you ever mentioned it!

private; someday she just needs to get a frying pan and walk up to him...

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-09-27 07:57 am (UTC)(link)
You are so beautiful when you're angry.

private; oh in Mayfield, Hungary gave her one for Christmas...

[identity profile] fettuttittes.livejournal.com 2011-09-28 12:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Taci! [Fuck it, just throwing the communicator away from her]

private; that's ... really adorable and also frightening DDD:

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-09-28 02:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Au revoir!~

private; Best big sister thing :3

[identity profile] fettuttittes.livejournal.com 2011-09-28 02:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[Another irritated shriek before she slams her hand down, somehow managing to cut the feed]