♕ trois; [video] (doppleganger event) (ENGLISH)

[Hey Fortuna you're now being treated to--]

OHONHONHONHON!~

[A naked blonde Frenchman sprawled on a couch, with a fortunately-placed baguette censoring him perfectly.]

BONJOUR, FORTUNA!

This place is so miserable and I will complain about it and add heaps of self denial!

Il ya une grenouille dans mon pantalon! Ohonhonhon~

Now, which one of you wants to sleep with me?

[HE BLOWS A KISS]