France, I was ready to take a neutral stance with you, but you know what? You.. Just looking at you makes me want to throw up all my insides.
((He quakes, pausing a second, as if to test France. If France dares open his mouth, he's just getting shot at more. Germany's on stage. This is his monologue.))
No. I don't have kids. I never want them. Colonies are trouble enough. But you know what.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE A LITTLE BROTHER? Have you ever sat and home while your big brother was off at war? . There are times when folks will report that THEY HAVEN'T HEARD FROM BIG BROTHER. Nobody knows what he's doing. Why hasn't brother written? Where did he go? Is he hurt?
--dead. ((Germany snarls, his face similar to one of an eranged mother bear. His fun stays pointed. His teeth chatter. Is he crying? Only he knows. He stares at France, long and hard.))
So. Let's think France. Let's be rational.
I'm sure. Canada doesn't want you drowning in that lake. I'm certain he never. wants to know what a stupid... goddamn Blödmann you are.
no subject
((Shoots at your foot))
fucking
((Shoots at your foot))
KIDDING ME.
((SHOOTS. AT YOUR. GODDAMN. FOOT))
France, I was ready to take a neutral stance with you, but you know what? You.. Just looking at you makes me want to throw up all my insides.
((He quakes, pausing a second, as if to test France. If France dares open his mouth, he's just getting shot at more. Germany's on stage. This is his monologue.))
No. I don't have kids. I never want them. Colonies are trouble enough. But you know what.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE A LITTLE BROTHER? Have you ever sat and home while your big brother was off at war? . There are times when folks will report that THEY HAVEN'T HEARD FROM BIG BROTHER. Nobody knows what he's doing. Why hasn't brother written? Where did he go? Is he hurt?
--dead. ((Germany snarls, his face similar to one of an eranged mother bear. His fun stays pointed. His teeth chatter. Is he crying? Only he knows. He stares at France, long and hard.))
So. Let's think France. Let's be rational.
I'm sure. Canada doesn't want you drowning in that lake. I'm certain he never. wants to know what a stupid... goddamn Blödmann you are.
I'm going home. Fuck you.