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♕ sept; [voice; English/French]

Bonjour! It seems it's time for me to make several announcements as well as requests!

When we are finished assisting those ungrateful putes, would anyone like to meet with me in Discedo for a small gathering? To celebrate our accomplishment and keep each other company after such a hard time. Oh! And if you bring the ingredients, I will cook!~

Oui, anyone is invited, but I need an estimate of who will join us.

If there is anyone in Spero who will cross over to Discedo through the tunnel while we are working on it, tell me, s'il vous plait. It is important I know. I am there assisting with the work and food, of course.

[locked to ROSEMARY:]

[in French:] ... Eh... Angleterre, I must speak with you.

[locked to ARTHUR:]

[Also in French:] You. Moi. There are things we need to discuss. If you aren't still alive, I will find you and kill you myself.

[ooc: France is taking a breather on the shore of the lake. And by breather I mean he's pacing frustratedly and it... strangely looks as though he's contemplating going for a swim.

note1: IM me at MayorOfCantown if anyone wants to plot! I had him post in the work log. He also lives in Latimir and he's been making frequent supply runs so if you want to say they've met, just let me know in IM or somethin'!]

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I know that you moron. So what? No one else will take care of him.

((cool. collected. calm. Three C-words that occasionally apply to Germany's vocabulary.))

France. Put your things back on and forget whatever you're about to do.

Never! Not unless you have a boat and sails hidden under all that muscle.

France.

What?

You have to the count of three to put your pants back on!

Please, like I haven't heard that before.

Edited 2011-10-02 01:39 (UTC)

One.

Canada. Is. In. Spero.

Two.

I mean this as respectfully as I can, Allemagne: Fuck off.

((FUCK DAT

Germany charges afterwards, misjudging himself, and JUMPING France.))

NO!

Get off me you pervert!

((He shouts it as he pins France down.)) You should be thanking me.

Edited 2011-10-07 17:01 (UTC)

THANKING YOU FOR WHAT?

SAVING YOUR DAMN LIFE.

((SORRY you're getting over powered. He'll manage get France in a vice grip, practically strangling him. BUT NOT QUITE.))

...

What?

Then why are you crushing me to death?!

DO YOU WANT ME TO CRUSH YOU TO DEATH?! Because I can. I'm not even harming you right now so just shut up.

... If you are going to crush me to death, you may as well let me go do something stupid like try to fetch Nouvelle from Spero. Better a third time doing something useful than have my windpipe caved in by that lean sausage you call an arm.

What do you expect to do? We can't sit here all day.

((Sausage arm?! REALLY? Expect to get a little squeeze around the neck for that one, but nothing too serious.))

I expect that if you try to run out there again, I'll take a more aggressive approach and shoot your kneecaps out. Don't do it.

If you want to get to Spero, then wait.

If you shoot my kneecaps out, you'll have to carry me back to the apartments and then no one is happy!

You'll like it better than being eaten by a lake-whale, believe me.

...

Fine! I suppose both of us would be upset if I was eaten by a creature from that cesspool.

Now get off me if you please Allemagne. Your belt buckle is digging into my back.

. . .

Is that your belt buckle?

(WUNDER ACTION)

(EIFFEL ACTION)

(BRANDENBURG ACTION)

(PARIS ACTION)

Re: (PARIS ACTION)

heehee

I feel like this isn't the first time we've done this

I feel the same but I can't recall when the other time was

oh well it was a lame time that's when,

cute

btw: none of the fucks given

LMFSldkfsldfsd

Re: LMFSldkfsldfsd

take that.

i will take ALL of it LOL

FINE 8|||||

WOW IS THAT A CHALLENGE

MAYBE IT IS

WOW I WILL TAKE YOU

COME AT ME BRO

/TACKLES

GET OFF ME, LOUD ANGRY THING

NO. LOAF ME DAMMIT

1/2; I ALREADY LOAF YOU

2/2;