♕ sept; [voice; English/French]

[crotchroses]

Bonjour! It seems it's time for me to make several announcements as well as requests!

When we are finished assisting those ungrateful putes, would anyone like to meet with me in Discedo for a small gathering? To celebrate our accomplishment and keep each other company after such a hard time. Oh! And if you bring the ingredients, I will cook!~

Oui, anyone is invited, but I need an estimate of who will join us.

If there is anyone in Spero who will cross over to Discedo through the tunnel while we are working on it, tell me, s'il vous plait. It is important I know. I am there assisting with the work and food, of course.

[locked to ROSEMARY:]

[in French:] ... Eh... Angleterre, I must speak with you.

[locked to ARTHUR:]

[Also in French:] You. Moi. There are things we need to discuss. If you aren't still alive, I will find you and kill you myself.

[ooc: France is taking a breather on the shore of the lake. And by breather I mean he's pacing frustratedly and it... strangely looks as though he's contemplating going for a swim.

note1: IM me at MayorOfCantown if anyone wants to plot! I had him post in the work log. He also lives in Latimir and he's been making frequent supply runs so if you want to say they've met, just let me know in IM or somethin'!]

Comments

take that.

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

Get off me you pervert!

i will take ALL of it LOL

[brotundbier.livejournal.com]

((He shouts it as he pins France down.)) You should be thanking me.

FINE 8|||||

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

THANKING YOU FOR WHAT?

WOW IS THAT A CHALLENGE

[brotundbier.livejournal.com]

SAVING YOUR DAMN LIFE.

((SORRY you're getting over powered. He'll manage get France in a vice grip, practically strangling him. BUT NOT QUITE.))

MAYBE IT IS

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

...

What?



Then why are you crushing me to death?!

WOW I WILL TAKE YOU

[brotundbier.livejournal.com]

DO YOU WANT ME TO CRUSH YOU TO DEATH?! Because I can. I'm not even harming you right now so just shut up.

COME AT ME BRO

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

... If you are going to crush me to death, you may as well let me go do something stupid like try to fetch Nouvelle from Spero. Better a third time doing something useful than have my windpipe caved in by that lean sausage you call an arm.



What do you expect to do? We can't sit here all day.

/TACKLES

[brotundbier.livejournal.com]

((Sausage arm?! REALLY? Expect to get a little squeeze around the neck for that one, but nothing too serious.))

I expect that if you try to run out there again, I'll take a more aggressive approach and shoot your kneecaps out. Don't do it.

If you want to get to Spero, then wait.

GET OFF ME, LOUD ANGRY THING

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

If you shoot my kneecaps out, you'll have to carry me back to the apartments and then no one is happy!

NO. LOAF ME DAMMIT

[brotundbier.livejournal.com]

You'll like it better than being eaten by a lake-whale, believe me.

1/2; I ALREADY LOAF YOU

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

...

Fine! I suppose both of us would be upset if I was eaten by a creature from that cesspool.

2/2;

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

Now get off me if you please Allemagne. Your belt buckle is digging into my back.


. . .


Is that your belt buckle?

[brotundbier.livejournal.com]

GROSS! Get off me.

((he shoves France away, and proceeds to reach into his pants and pull out a gun. You fucker--because of you, he's now appropriately armed.)) It was this.

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

You were the one on top of me!

...

That weapon is not necessary, Allemagne.

[brotundbier.livejournal.com]

Wea--oh.


((realizes he's got the gun in hand.

Oh. (8 He directs it at France, standing.))

Alright, get back to your apartment.

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

Stop pointing that gun, it's not necessary! If I'm not going to swim out there I don't really have anywhere else to be!

Rude. Put that away, you look ridiculous.

[brotundbier.livejournal.com]

You look ridiculous, and sort of pathetic, so I guess that evens us out on a scale of morals, doesn't it?

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

Not really! I am going out of concern for Canada who is a defenseless child. You're pointing a gun at me without having first made sure if it was even necessary to do so.

[brotundbier.livejournal.com]

Canada? ((Go ahead. remind him of your relationship with the guy.))

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

Are you even listening?! Non, of course you aren't. So rude.

[brotundbier.livejournal.com]

I got that he's a child but who in their right mind would just jump into the ocean for any child.

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

...

The child's guardian or their family.

[brotundbier.livejournal.com]

You're his what.

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

He is my former colony--he calls me papa. Is there a problem Allemagne?

1/2

[brotundbier.livejournal.com]

((Germany stares at France.

He thinks.

Canada--he calls France papa.





France was about to jump into the lake for him. He was risking his life.

His gun lowers. The air falls dead.))

Yes. There is.