He will be French, and then you will be stuck with... more stuck with an obnoxious Frenchman! You should... [ He can't exactly bring himself to say "kill him while you still can", so he just sort of huffs and angrily pouts at the screen. ]

Yes. [ Glumly. ] I was afraid you'd say that. I should probably leave, get away, stay far far away from him and let you tend to him as you seem to be insistent.

[ Not bloody likely. ] So then, just for curiosity's sake, where are you? And... where is he?