♕ douze; [text] (4TH WALL EVENT POST)(backtag-friendly forever)

[crotchroses]

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I do not have enough cigarettes for this. Mon Dieu.

For once can I have a good sleep? Is that too much to ask? Apparently it is!

[ooc: YEAH FOURTH WALL. Backtag friendly like the title says, especially 'cause I'm semi-outta commission from my surgery and I know y'all are busy.

Francis is in his apartment (dressed) and cooking. Have at it! C: ]

Comments

[plaidmanskirt.livejournal.com]

This is the fourth time I'uv been brought somewhere.

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

Eh, Turquie, I did not ask you! This place is a shithole, I cannot help but be an honest--if elegant--commentator on the state of things!

[welljustwatchme.livejournal.com]

Canada.

[She's tempted to add "you've probably never heard of me," but that would be just rude.]

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

... You mean unwillingly, oui? Brought... elsewhere.



Non. You are drunk.

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

Mattieu! I should have known it was you! Ah, Papa has been so worried.

[plaidmanskirt.livejournal.com]

_{[ He now has his head rested on the table, eyes slowly rolling.
LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT HIS ADVENTURES.......... ]}

First place I went there was a river of blood and catacombs. I had sex with Hungary. Shite fucked us over every weekend. Ya were there and were delusional because y'were in love with England.

Second place I went, the Earth got destroyed. I met an annoying fucker that kicked potato soup in me face. Y'were there too; we made a pact. Dae a favour for me and I'll dae a favour for ye. I lived in yer hoose.

Third place, I woke up on an island. Ya texted me.
...
Ya 'aven't texted me back.

_{[ ... ]}

Is the food done yet.

[welljustwatchme.livejournal.com]

[Stranger danger! And that isn't who she's usually confused with. She eyes the video warily, but leaves hers off.]

I'm quite sorry, you have me confused with someone else.

[vallation.livejournal.com]

[grumblegrumble ossan is not amused]

I don't care if you didn't ask, I'll comment whenever I want!

[l o l.]

Exactly what part of that was elegant?

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

... Don't be silly. Turn on the video, Canada, let me speak to you that way instead.

Text;

[shoepolishing.livejournal.com]

what is a cigarettes?

Text; OOOOH CUTE. '3'

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

Rude. Welcome to Fortuna. Again. I suppose.

And, if you have to ask which part, then clearly you have no taste monsieur. It is that obvious!

[welljustwatchme.livejournal.com]

[There's a bit of a wait, and then a girl with long blonde hair, not quite tamed, is adjusting her glasses on the video.]

Now are you satisfied, Monsieur?

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

In love with Angleterre.

Non. None of that has happened for me. And I would never love Angleterre! Never! Why would you ever suggest such a thing? I am--I am wounded, disgusted in you.

Perhaps I should poison your food when it is finished--which it isn't, not yet.

1/2

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

. . .

Re: Text; It's a given

[shoepolishing.livejournal.com]

i thought fires smoked

2/3 whoops

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

You are not Canada. Being France, I would know this, and you a--

3/3

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

... You... You... You are Amelia's--Amerique's--sister, oui? And... and you were raised partly by Rosemary Kirkland, Angleterre.

Text; can I hug him...

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

Re: Text; That could be arranged

[shoepolishing.livejournal.com]

wouldnt that be bad for you to breathe that

[Action?? if you don't mind] And cause I'm horrible to Dean

[travelin-on.livejournal.com]

Afraid that's common place after the apocalypse smacks the world.

[Looking around. Pretty confused.]

Is this your apartment?

[plaidmanskirt.livejournal.com]

_{[ a half shrug. ]}

Just tellin' ya what 'appened.

I bet I could eat it anyway and still be alright.

_{[ because he eats his own cooking daily.........
he considers maybe telling France these are games he's being put in and that there are muns that are horrible creatures and make them do things but...
he can't be arsed. ]}

How are ye farin' 'ere. Dae ye miss me much?

IT'S ALL GOOD BRO ahahaha yessss always need more Winchester in my life

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

Oui! It is! The apocalypse? Non, not at all. Not at home, I should hope. Perhaps for this place but eh, whatever.

So are you going to give me your name or will you keep standing there looking high?

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

You have been smoking something from Angleterre or Amerique, I know it.

... What? I miss being home, idiot. This place is horrible.

[plaidmanskirt.livejournal.com]

_{[ doesn't like that tone of voice, nor being called an idiot. ]}

That so.
Well then.

Tell me about it.
What's been happening 'ere.