♕ douze; [text] (4TH WALL EVENT POST)(backtag-friendly forever)

[crotchroses]

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I do not have enough cigarettes for this. Mon Dieu.

For once can I have a good sleep? Is that too much to ask? Apparently it is!

[ooc: YEAH FOURTH WALL. Backtag friendly like the title says, especially 'cause I'm semi-outta commission from my surgery and I know y'all are busy.

Francis is in his apartment (dressed) and cooking. Have at it! C: ]

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[plaidmanskirt.livejournal.com]

_{[ He eats as he listens to France, seeming to not really be paying attention. But once France finishes, he lifts his head and wipes his mouth off. It's confusing to him how this all works, but he understands that shit happens in these games. ]}

--Cannae say if'n things will get bet'ter 'ere or nae but--
Ye'uv been through a lot before, mate. And if'n what yer saying is true, ya got through it again.

Consider that an accomplishment and pray it doesnae 'appen again, ay?

_{[ plays around with the spoon in the soup, not making eye contact, muttering, even. He doesn't like being positive. ]}

Take what ya can from it if that is possible.

_{[ Then he looks up at France again, letting out a prolonged breath of air through his nose, eyes halfway opened. ]}

Is there anything I can dae for ya now.

[croixblanches.livejournal.com]

Enfer?

[ She thinks about that one for a while. ]

Je vous remercie, it's good to see you as well.

[shoepolishing.livejournal.com]

everything lives and dies even if it takes a while

you cant just say that since youre not human you cant die

what about birds and grass and fire?

birds are alive, they grow, fly and chatter, have little chicks, but they are not human. humans don't really like being told theyre birds, either

grass doesnt act alive, so you never see it move or hear it talk, but it grows and multiplies too, just like birds, but they are not human either. it dies in the winter cold too

fire acts alive, as it spits and cracks and dances, but it does not have little firelings. It's the least alive of those, don't you think? yet if you put water over it, it too 'dies'


so, even if it takes a while, you have to die at some point. otherwise the world wouldnt work right and youd probably break it

[welljustwatchme.livejournal.com]

[After a pause, Canada continues on in French, modern and Parisian, more like her mother speaks, rather than her usual home dialect.]

Maman doesn't have a brother. She's France, so you can't be.

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

Your maman is here. There--there are male and female counterparts to each nation on this world. Ask me something only France would know, I will answer it.

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

We are alive, flesh and blood--

Ah, I will find you something to eat, I have finished baking bread--

It has been so long, Jeanne--for me. Please, please sit, I will get you something to eat.

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

Eat your food before it gets cold mon chere!

I am so sorry

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

tisk tisk france, cant accept defeat

[shoepolishing.livejournal.com]

not really

but okay

[plaidmanskirt.livejournal.com]

Nae interested in another pack of fags or anything?

_{[ asks this as he resumes eating. ]}

[welljustwatchme.livejournal.com]

... Tell me something about Monsieur Roberval, please.

[She can't think of anything that would be for certain the same if this alternate idea he's describing is true, outside of the common realm of knowledge things, but if he is France, he'll have to remember her first boss, even if he didn't last very long. Right? Oh, no, now she's worrying that he won't remember the first tumultuous years.] If you remember him, that is.

[croixblanches.livejournal.com]

Franc-

[ Jeanne walks towards him and rests a hand on his shoulder. ]

Please do not worry over me. I'm not hungry at the moment, non.

[ Letting go of him, she stood firmly looking up at her beloved country. ]

[seyitloud.livejournal.com]

Somehow I don't think a locked door will keep a monster out if it wants in badly enough. Uhm, my swordfish has also gone missing so it's hard for me to defend myself … [ don't judge her ]

N-no. I just want to go back to my islands.

I HAVE TOO MUCH FUN WITH THESE GUYS so you must endure them

[southrebellion.livejournal.com]

Reb's pretty good at sneaking into places, so naturally I had to follow him and see what he was up to! [ aka stalking. also the south is still on the floor, at which point the north just grabs him by the heels and tries to drag him away. ]

Can do, manwhore! I'll just grab this sorry lump and I'll be out of here!

[ and probably back later to steal shit but shhhh. ]

[northaggression.livejournal.com]

Nooooooooooooooooo!

[ it's actually more of an obnoxious whine than an actual protest, as per America-style. even better, he wraps his arms around one of France's legs as he's being dragged away and hugs it tightly.

ALL HE WANTED WAS SOME SMOKES w;A;w ]

[amewrica.livejournal.com]

[ Little America is peeking out from behind a wall, watching France cook. He still isn't very sure what to think as of yet. ]

Uuwah?

[esoteric_rose.livejournal.com]

[travelin-on.livejournal.com]

[LOL Dean is just not as creative as he thinks he is. Going through the typical Hunter motions, though there really is no reason to hide his real name. He doesn't know that for sure so taking precaution is a go!]

Heh, yeah, I know. Been meaning to get it changed to something that sounds cool like... [And did I mention how much of a ham he is?] Dean Winchester.

Ya know, like the rifle. [Taking a seat and looking pretty stoked about this best food he'll have had in months!]

Coffee is fine. Thanks. [Gotto stay alert even if he wants a shot of whiskey right about now. Especially after France drops that bomb. Well he was going to ask you where "home" was but... wow. Give him a minute while he stares at you incredulously.]

Well... that's a first. [Not the most strange thing he's ever heard but up there. Still trying to settle on a reaction here.]

So you're... France. THE Nation of France? [Seems impressed though he would have rather preferred a lovely french lady instead of a guy. But hey. FOOD! He'll just be picking up that sandwich and taking a bite now.]

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

Water, then! There is so much to tell you. About this place.

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

Ah, I am so sorry! If I could take you home this moment I would, but I cannot, and mm...



I will protect you, okay?

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

Shut up, pute! No one wants either of you! You are both obnoxious and stupid.

By the way--North wins! Learn to live with it.

[northaggression.livejournal.com]

[ Wow wrong thing to say, France, because the South shakes a leg free to kick the North right in the crotch. Now he is back on his feet and ready for a tirade. Meanwhile the other America is just writhing on the floor in agony. ]

Yer supposed to be on my side, ya arrogant wooly mammoth! Even if yer rootin' fer me ta fail th' least ya could do is pretend! Hate ta say, but North is right. You are a dick. And ya smell like one too!

[ At which point he stomps over, yanks the fucking cigarette of France's mouth, and sticks it between his own lips as he makes his way toward the kitchen. He will eat everything and then help with the dishes. ]

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

NON!

I am not supposed to be on anyone's side. It's 2011 for me you ignorant bastard! Oh, oh, did you help me with my revolution? No! I was put to death and you are acting like a crazy bitch--again--I hope Angleterre choked on the cotton he was importing from you!

[northaggression.livejournal.com]

You ain't gettin' none of my cotton neither! [ Wait. What. He actually has to pause for a second to consider what he just said.

...fuck double negatives AS LONG AS PEOPLE CAN UNDERSTAND HIM. ]

Yer revolution was creepy. I--America, Alfred, whatever--it ain't like we could just go up ta Robespierre an' be all, "Hey! ...Yer creepy!" I came ta visit ya. That's sayin' somethin', considerin' yer place looked like... well, what my place looks like now, but with more sharp blades an' less dysentery. But I wasn't ever hopin' ya'd fail an' go back ta absolute monarchy!

[ Snatching it back again!!! ]

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

It was so much more complicated! You know that! And you know what? You really are an idiot! Why?! Because you would think I want America to be destroyed. Perhaps Angleterre did back then, I don't remember and I was kind of busy--

Amerique-- Alfred. I do not want you to fail. After the war you are in the midst of, you truly become the United States, and you become one of the most powerful countries in the world!

Merde---- I don't care what you call me, eh? But do not insult me by thinking I want you to disappear.