[ He now has his head rested on the table, eyes slowly rolling. LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT HIS ADVENTURES.......... ]
First place I went there was a river of blood and catacombs. I had sex with Hungary. Shite fucked us over every weekend. Ya were there and were delusional because y'were in love with England.
Second place I went, the Earth got destroyed. I met an annoying fucker that kicked potato soup in me face. Y'were there too; we made a pact. Dae a favour for me and I'll dae a favour for ye. I lived in yer hoose.
Third place, I woke up on an island. Ya texted me. ... Ya 'aven't texted me back.
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LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT HIS ADVENTURES.......... ]
First place I went there was a river of blood and catacombs. I had sex with Hungary. Shite fucked us over every weekend. Ya were there and were delusional because y'were in love with England.
Second place I went, the Earth got destroyed. I met an annoying fucker that kicked potato soup in me face. Y'were there too; we made a pact. Dae a favour for me and I'll dae a favour for ye. I lived in yer hoose.
Third place, I woke up on an island. Ya texted me.
...
Ya 'aven't texted me back.
[ ... ]
Is the food done yet.