Oh, je ne sais pas! Let us see, where do I begin...

I arrived here, oui, then Mattieu disappeared and--went home, I suppose. Then I was skinned alive and a demon wore my body and surrendered to Allemagne to protect himself from Angleterre, then he escaped, cut off all my hair, Angleterre killed the demon bastard, I returned to life only to be sick for a week and stuck at Amerique's house--

--And--

Other things.

Things that are none of your business.