No offense, but you're parents weren't that creative, monsieur.
Sit, I'll fetch you some bread. If you are going to be here, it will be the best food you will have in months, so you may as well enjoy it before it's eaten. Sit, sit!
Worry not about the trespassing, it's not like I really want to live here anyway. I want to return home.
Coffee? The local swill that passes for alcohol? Both?
--Ah my apologies! I am the French Republic--non, I am not crazy, oui it is possible for nations to exist as flesh and blood, non I do not care if you don't believe me but please, call me France.
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Sit, I'll fetch you some bread. If you are going to be here, it will be the best food you will have in months, so you may as well enjoy it before it's eaten. Sit, sit!
Worry not about the trespassing, it's not like I really want to live here anyway. I want to return home.
Coffee? The local swill that passes for alcohol? Both?
--Ah my apologies! I am the French Republic--non, I am not crazy, oui it is possible for nations to exist as flesh and blood, non I do not care if you don't believe me but please, call me France.