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crotchroses) wrote2011-11-18 11:32 pm
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♕ douze; [text] (4TH WALL EVENT POST)(backtag-friendly forever)
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I do not have enough cigarettes for this. Mon Dieu.
For once can I have a good sleep? Is that too much to ask? Apparently it is!
[ooc: YEAH FOURTH WALL. Backtag friendly like the title says, especially 'cause I'm semi-outta commission from my surgery and I know y'all are busy.
Francis is in his apartment (dressed) and cooking. Have at it! C: ]
I do not have enough cigarettes for this. Mon Dieu.
For once can I have a good sleep? Is that too much to ask? Apparently it is!
[ooc: YEAH FOURTH WALL. Backtag friendly like the title says, especially 'cause I'm semi-outta commission from my surgery and I know y'all are busy.
Francis is in his apartment (dressed) and cooking. Have at it! C: ]
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I had to relive my entire history--from Rome to present. I dreamed of it, then woke to find myself existing in... in different time periods, you know, like at first I was Gallia for a few days, then woke to the Kingdom of France, then at last I was forced to relive 1794, awake, here.
Suffice it to say, this has opened my eyes once again to the nature of us, the nature of nations. The world, it is still jealous of me and contemptuous of who I am because of that.
My patience, Ecosse, she is wearing so very thin here.
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--Cannae say if'n things will get bet'ter 'ere or nae but--
Ye'uv been through a lot before, mate. And if'n what yer saying is true, ya got through it again.
Consider that an accomplishment and pray it doesnae 'appen again, ay?
[ plays around with the spoon in the soup, not making eye contact, muttering, even. He doesn't like being positive. ]
Take what ya can from it if that is possible.
[ Then he looks up at France again, letting out a prolonged breath of air through his nose, eyes halfway opened. ]
Is there anything I can dae for ya now.
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Eat your food before it gets cold mon chere!
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[ asks this as he resumes eating. ]
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...
And I want to go home.
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... So the love life here isn't that great now is it? You haven't gotten laid yet?
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Look around you idiot! Merde. It is not the lack of love but the fact that this place is shit.
Of course I have been satisfied. Several times. How is that even a question, mm? I am insulted. You want me to take that soup back? Because I will!
Rude.
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A few others, je ne sais pas. The humans are too worried for their own survival to be interested in romance. It's such a shame.
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Why England?
[ this is a demanding question; not giving him an answer isn't an option. ]
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What, you want a novel Ecosse?
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However, he merely folds his hands and cocks his head to a shoulder, a smile fixating on his face; a forced one, and a rather large one at that. His nose wrinkles up rather cutely while he's smiling, eyes narrowing from under the shadows of his sunken face. ]
Well.
I am happy ta' ken that somebody is gettin' some.
[ He stands from his seat, brushing his clothing off a little bit. ]
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Bullshit!
It was business, not pleasure. Don't look at me like that, it breaks my heart.
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even if I signed a treaty with him that doesn't count.You're treading into dangerous waters, France. That of a Scotsman's envious temper.
He stands in front of France, still wearing that smile as he reaches up to grab a lock of his hair gently between his index finger and thumb. He tucks it daintily (yes he can be dainty just watch this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2kcRvvbrxA&feature=youtu.be&t=52s)) behind France's ear before cupping his cheek. ]
Since then you seem to have a plentiful amount o' food, cigarettes and being properly satisfied sexually, I dinnae think me services and company 'ere are needed anymore at this moment.
[ A pat on the cheek. Yes, he is implying what you think he is but no you had to say something stupid. ]
Y'also called me an idiot again.
[ Have some chuckling. ]
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There is nothing to be jealous of, Ecosse.
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DINNAE DAE THAT SO SUDDENLY. I'M FUCKIN' BEELIN AT YA, AYE. NAE THA' TIME FOR THAT SHITE.
[ curls his hand around France's shirt, yoinking him close, allowing their heads to butt. Seething, he speaks: ]
I also thought ya 'ad more taste than that, Frankie. Business or nae.
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I knew-- I knew that would work! Of course I have more taste than that! Mon Dieu, your face--
You know better than to shut me out, mon chere!
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What the FUCK is that supposed tae mean--!?
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Ecosse. If there is a feeling or desire that you have in regard to me, I will find it and I will drag it out of you. Jealousy is, eh... it is not unnecessary.
Ah, mon chere! You are so cute when you're angry.
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Dinnae be ridiculous; I'mmur just disappointed y'slept with 'im.
.. Again.
[ huffs and backs away, wandering about a little. ]
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