♕ douze; [text] (4TH WALL EVENT POST)(backtag-friendly forever)

[crotchroses]

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I do not have enough cigarettes for this. Mon Dieu.

For once can I have a good sleep? Is that too much to ask? Apparently it is!

[ooc: YEAH FOURTH WALL. Backtag friendly like the title says, especially 'cause I'm semi-outta commission from my surgery and I know y'all are busy.

Francis is in his apartment (dressed) and cooking. Have at it! C: ]

Comments

[welljustwatchme.livejournal.com]

Cigarettes are bad for you anyway.

[So who shows up in a strange place with a strange device and immediately starts on well-meaning advice? This chick.]

[esoteric_rose.livejournal.com]

1/2

[northaggression.livejournal.com]

[ fuck your sleep you problems are just beginning. ]

Ya've got tobacco on ya?! I know you ain't fer givin' me too much but it wouldn't kill ya ta spare a few creature comforts! Then maybe--

2/2

[southrebellion.livejournal.com]

[ America #1 gets punched away by America #2. ]



[ Oh right, France is here. ]

Oh hey, wino. Go ahead and go back to bed! Resume being useless to everyone!

[croixblanches.livejournal.com]

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHA

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

Ame--



Non! How did you get in here? Amerique, what the hell is this? Coming into my house uninvited. And don't call me that! Keep your civil war bullshit out from under my roof!

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

Eh, I'll survive, it's not as if--

Bonjour, mademoiselle.

[plaidmanskirt.livejournal.com]

Sounds terrible.

<sub>[ there is a Scot in your kitchen. He's just in a worn out house robe, and he has a mug with sheep all over it in his hand. ]



[ basically has a face that is like: feed me, bitch. ]</sub>

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

. . . E-- Ecosse! What-- They brought you here in that?

...



... Sheep.

[plaidmanskirt.livejournal.com]

_{[ there's black tea in it...........
he.... pulls his mug away.. almost protectively. ]}

It's mine.
Nothing wrong with sheep.

_{[ he sets the mug down and fishes in his outer pocket of his robe to pull out a pack of cigarettes and a lighter and
he's just going to light one right in front of you. ]}

What gives about this place?

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

... Bastard. No food for you if you are going to smoke in front of me!

Eh... We're on a different planet kidnapped by putes who think they are not crazy bitches. Oh, and you are human now, I suggest you try to adjust to this.

1/2.

[plaidmanskirt.livejournal.com]

Mmhnnnnn.

<sub>[ taking a look around, la de da. He sort of wanders away from France, back facing him, a trail of smoke drifting behind him. He hums lowly and looks down at his arm, pinching at it and feeling more pain than usual.

Looking over his shoulder, he speaks in a flat tone, eyes halfway opened: ]</sub>

Could be worse.

But... I wouldnae be so set in yer ways about that, Frankie.

2/2.

[plaidmanskirt.livejournal.com]

_{[ Advances to France and slips the pack of cigarettes out of his pocket, pushing them into France's hand. He then pinches France's cheek, lips peeling in a devious smile. ]}

I'uv got ways of makin' ya change yer mind.

<sub>[ there you go. Supply of cigarettes by your former best bro thing.

We are now back to this feed me now bitch face, expression rather vacant as the smile disappears and his hand drops, remaining where he is. ]</sub>

... I'd like something tae eat.

[seyitloud.livejournal.com]

As if anyone could have a good sleep in a place like this.

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

It is, fortunately, very possible ma cherie.

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

You are so cute, Ecosse. I am in the middle of cooking, sit down at that table and I will share my food with you.

You don't seem very concerned about this.

[plaidmanskirt.livejournal.com]

<sub>[ already sitting before you can even say that, France. Legit, you turn your head away for a second and he's seated.
feed me bitch face.
it isn't going to go away.

...

sips tea. ]</sub>

I'mmur nae cute.
I'uv done this shite enough. This'll be the fourth time.

_{[ look at all the fucks given. ]}

[seyitloud.livejournal.com]

[ it's okey /;3;/ ]

Even with all the monsters roaming about?

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

Ah, see, this is where weaponry and a locked door are excellent things! And good neighbors too.

... Have you slept well at all?

[welljustwatchme.livejournal.com]

[Oh great, some cocky immortal thing. She's going to continue to try to "help."]

And I wouldn't die from intentionally jumping off a cliff. Doesn't mean it's a good idea, in the long or short run.

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

Oui, you are!

...



What do you mean, "fourth time"?

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

[vallation.livejournal.com]

You never stop whinin'.