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[Coughing, disgruntled French grumbling along with it. Anyone who listens hard enough and who can speak French might catch words like "stupid phone" and "no one will understand this anyway. I never want to speak English again."

After some fumbling noises, France switches to text.]


Many apologies to the confusion that bastard who pretended to be me might have caused!

I have two things I must announce so please read carefully:

    1. I am in Dissimulo and will leave to return to Discedo by the weekend.

    2. I wish to have that godforsaken chip removed. Are there any capable surgeons in Discedo who would be willing to assist with this? I would be more than happy to trade for your services.


Thank you!~

[voice; locked to Germany]


... [Dead air...]

I must speak with you, Allemagne.
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Re: ( Private )

Date: 2011-08-31 04:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brotundbier.livejournal.com
Halten. Sie. Ihren. scheissen. Mund.

Re: ( Private )

Date: 2011-08-31 04:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com
I would if you would

Are we in agreement or not? Because if we are not-- Va te faire foutre!

Re: ( Private )

Date: 2011-08-31 04:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brotundbier.livejournal.com
To not calling me Ludwig? Oh, I don't know.

Re: ( Private )

Date: 2011-08-31 04:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com
Le cerveau il etait en option chez toi! Stop acting like a child!

Date: 2011-08-31 10:21 am (UTC)
fierybluebird: (Something on your mind?)
From: [personal profile] fierybluebird
Go ahead, what's on your mind?

Date: 2011-08-31 12:14 pm (UTC)
fierybluebird: (thinking)
From: [personal profile] fierybluebird
[Lol, it doesn't even strike Marco as odd that someone would ask him this. Expert on vengeance and all that.]

Since they didn't recover the coin to make you not sick, killing might be excessive, but I definitely wouldn't go getting them flowers either. Got a prank you can do?

locked;

Date: 2011-08-31 12:17 pm (UTC)

locked;

Date: 2011-08-31 12:24 pm (UTC)
fierybluebird: (angel)
From: [personal profile] fierybluebird
You wouldn't be poisoned if they'd killed you properly. [He's just saying...]

Ah, this person. Are they, as Japan would put, "tsundere"? Or is it a more war-related reason for hate?

locked;

Date: 2011-08-31 12:27 pm (UTC)

locked;

Date: 2011-08-31 12:30 pm (UTC)
fierybluebird: (smile glasses)
From: [personal profile] fierybluebird
Is it England? [Because he can think of some specific things for that.]

locked;

Date: 2011-08-31 01:22 pm (UTC)

locked;

Date: 2011-08-31 01:27 pm (UTC)
fierybluebird: (fond grin)
From: [personal profile] fierybluebird
Eh if it is him, or her, you could probably just take either on a formal date and serve both purposes of freaking them out and yet hypothetically nice.

But it wouldn't necessarily work on others I think. If it was just someone who wanted to kill you, that probably wouldn't work the same.

locked; LOL don't be

Date: 2011-08-31 01:52 pm (UTC)
fierybluebird: (Throw your head back and laugh)
From: [personal profile] fierybluebird
[Bursts out laughing.]

That is exactly why a formal date would freak him the hell out.
totallygay: (pouty face)
From: [personal profile] totallygay
Aw, I knew being accepted as your bro that easy was too good to be true.

[Pouty face for about three seconds before it just fades away into a smile.]

Hey, I know a guy who can remove your chip!

locked; :3

Date: 2011-08-31 02:09 pm (UTC)
fierybluebird: (smile glasses)
From: [personal profile] fierybluebird
Oh no, not at all. I rather enjoyed that.

I genuinely think that's the best way to get revenge. Or you could just wait until he gets possessed and has to be killed.

locked;

Date: 2011-08-31 02:18 pm (UTC)

locked;

Date: 2011-08-31 02:40 pm (UTC)
fierybluebird: (you found me)
From: [personal profile] fierybluebird
Well, fuck, don't do it publicly. Make it like a secret tryst, and then skip out at dessert when you can't take it anymore.

No, I do. If my kismesis asked me out on a date I'd be horrified too, try to hide, probably wind up going and the whole thing would be a different kind of torture. It would sort of absolve debts though, eh.

[Which gets him wondering how to repay Shanks, but he can't so that's a whole other ordeal.]

locked;

Date: 2011-08-31 03:12 pm (UTC)

locked;

Date: 2011-08-31 03:15 pm (UTC)
fierybluebird: (amused)
From: [personal profile] fierybluebird
But she wasn't the one who killed you. Well, unless that would bother the male England all the same, in which case, go for it.
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