crotchroses: (☩ withered roses)
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[Coughing, disgruntled French grumbling along with it. Anyone who listens hard enough and who can speak French might catch words like "stupid phone" and "no one will understand this anyway. I never want to speak English again."

After some fumbling noises, France switches to text.]


Many apologies to the confusion that bastard who pretended to be me might have caused!

I have two things I must announce so please read carefully:

    1. I am in Dissimulo and will leave to return to Discedo by the weekend.

    2. I wish to have that godforsaken chip removed. Are there any capable surgeons in Discedo who would be willing to assist with this? I would be more than happy to trade for your services.


Thank you!~

[voice; locked to Germany]


... [Dead air...]

I must speak with you, Allemagne.

Date: 2011-08-31 10:21 am (UTC)
fierybluebird: (Something on your mind?)
From: [personal profile] fierybluebird
Go ahead, what's on your mind?

Date: 2011-08-31 12:14 pm (UTC)
fierybluebird: (thinking)
From: [personal profile] fierybluebird
[Lol, it doesn't even strike Marco as odd that someone would ask him this. Expert on vengeance and all that.]

Since they didn't recover the coin to make you not sick, killing might be excessive, but I definitely wouldn't go getting them flowers either. Got a prank you can do?

locked;

Date: 2011-08-31 12:24 pm (UTC)
fierybluebird: (angel)
From: [personal profile] fierybluebird
You wouldn't be poisoned if they'd killed you properly. [He's just saying...]

Ah, this person. Are they, as Japan would put, "tsundere"? Or is it a more war-related reason for hate?

locked;

Date: 2011-08-31 12:30 pm (UTC)
fierybluebird: (smile glasses)
From: [personal profile] fierybluebird
Is it England? [Because he can think of some specific things for that.]

locked;

Date: 2011-08-31 01:27 pm (UTC)
fierybluebird: (fond grin)
From: [personal profile] fierybluebird
Eh if it is him, or her, you could probably just take either on a formal date and serve both purposes of freaking them out and yet hypothetically nice.

But it wouldn't necessarily work on others I think. If it was just someone who wanted to kill you, that probably wouldn't work the same.

locked; LOL don't be

Date: 2011-08-31 01:52 pm (UTC)
fierybluebird: (Throw your head back and laugh)
From: [personal profile] fierybluebird
[Bursts out laughing.]

That is exactly why a formal date would freak him the hell out.

locked; :3

Date: 2011-08-31 02:09 pm (UTC)
fierybluebird: (smile glasses)
From: [personal profile] fierybluebird
Oh no, not at all. I rather enjoyed that.

I genuinely think that's the best way to get revenge. Or you could just wait until he gets possessed and has to be killed.

locked;

Date: 2011-08-31 02:40 pm (UTC)
fierybluebird: (you found me)
From: [personal profile] fierybluebird
Well, fuck, don't do it publicly. Make it like a secret tryst, and then skip out at dessert when you can't take it anymore.

No, I do. If my kismesis asked me out on a date I'd be horrified too, try to hide, probably wind up going and the whole thing would be a different kind of torture. It would sort of absolve debts though, eh.

[Which gets him wondering how to repay Shanks, but he can't so that's a whole other ordeal.]

locked;

Date: 2011-08-31 03:15 pm (UTC)
fierybluebird: (amused)
From: [personal profile] fierybluebird
But she wasn't the one who killed you. Well, unless that would bother the male England all the same, in which case, go for it.

locked;

Date: 2011-08-31 03:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com




It's more trouble than it's worth.

locked;

Date: 2011-08-31 03:24 pm (UTC)
fierybluebird: (lazy)
From: [personal profile] fierybluebird
Are we still discussing payback for killing you then?

locked;

Date: 2011-08-31 03:31 pm (UTC)
fierybluebird: (sly)
From: [personal profile] fierybluebird
Eh, revenge is never easy, but it can be fun, eh.

I guess you could prepare a date for him, leave the dinner there and not show up at all. It might have a similar effect, but you'd certainly be encouraging kismesis feelings there.

locked;

Date: 2011-08-31 03:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com
We aren't kismesises. And... as much as I hate him, that is a line I refuse to cross.

locked;

Date: 2011-08-31 03:41 pm (UTC)
fierybluebird: (amused)
From: [personal profile] fierybluebird
[Huzzah!]

All right, but you should remember, as tsundere as he is, the whole thing would probably be awkward enough for him that it would more than make up for anything. You're confused about how to pay him back, make him even more confused than you. Fight fire with fire and all that.

Ahh unless you have some ideas of your own, of course.

locked;

Date: 2011-09-02 07:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com
I don't think I would go so far as to play with his emotions that way.

locked;

Date: 2011-09-02 07:25 pm (UTC)
fierybluebird: (Something on your mind?)
From: [personal profile] fierybluebird
Such a complex relationship. [But WEIRDLY he's taking note of this. For his own kismesis. Not because he would ever ask them out on a date, but as he said, because if they asked him on one, it'd seriously fuck with his head.]

Perhaps a card then? To sort of make like of it. "Thanks for killing me, sorry I wasn't being myself at the time. Rest assured I'll return the favor if you ever need it." With a little drawing. Something like that.

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