♕ quatre; [voice->text] (chip removal request)

[crotchroses]

[Coughing, disgruntled French grumbling along with it. Anyone who listens hard enough and who can speak French might catch words like "stupid phone" and "no one will understand this anyway. I never want to speak English again."

After some fumbling noises, France switches to text.]

Many apologies to the confusion that bastard who pretended to be me might have caused!

I have two things I must announce so please read carefully:

1. I am in Dissimulo and will leave to return to Discedo by the weekend.

2. I wish to have that godforsaken chip removed. Are there any capable surgeons in Discedo who would be willing to assist with this? I would be more than happy to trade for your services.

Thank you!~

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... [Dead air...]

I must speak with you, Allemagne.

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[fierybluebird]

Eh, revenge is never easy, but it can be fun, eh.

I guess you could prepare a date for him, leave the dinner there and not show up at all. It might have a similar effect, but you'd certainly be encouraging kismesis feelings there.

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[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

We aren't kismesises. And... as much as I hate him, that is a line I refuse to cross.

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[fierybluebird]

[Huzzah!]

All right, but you should remember, as tsundere as he is, the whole thing would probably be awkward enough for him that it would more than make up for anything. You're confused about how to pay him back, make him even more confused than you. Fight fire with fire and all that.

Ahh unless you have some ideas of your own, of course.

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[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

I don't think I would go so far as to play with his emotions that way.

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[fierybluebird]

Such a complex relationship. [But WEIRDLY he's taking note of this. For his own kismesis. Not because he would ever ask them out on a date, but as he said, because if they asked him on one, it'd seriously fuck with his head.]

Perhaps a card then? To sort of make like of it. "Thanks for killing me, sorry I wasn't being myself at the time. Rest assured I'll return the favor if you ever need it." With a little drawing. Something like that.

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... I--non... There were things he said to the copy. He spoke highly of me; in my defense. The last he did this... it was... not a very happy time in the world.

I hate being in his debt, it makes my skin crawl.

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[fierybluebird]

Damn it, I know exactly how that feels. He wouldn't even let you pay him back either I bet.

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[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

Non, because he's a stubborn jackass!

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[fierybluebird]

I still say a date then.

[Sighs.] All right, what is something really nice you could do for him that he couldn't refuse, couldn't turn down or avoid, and he'd still really like, but it wouldn't actually kill you to do?

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. . .


















I could eat his cooki--


Wait, what am I saying?


That would kill me.

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[fierybluebird]

[Laughs.]

Well is there a little bit you could eat without dying? Maybe one thing he can cook well?

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[fierybluebird]

That bad huh?

Act really well?

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[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

His food is poison. Do not ever agree to eat it, you will be sick. I-- I wish I was exaggerating that one nation could destroy something so wonderful as the culinary arts, but...

I would sooner cut out my own tongue.