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[Coughing, disgruntled French grumbling along with it. Anyone who listens hard enough and who can speak French might catch words like "stupid phone" and "no one will understand this anyway. I never want to speak English again."

After some fumbling noises, France switches to text.]


Many apologies to the confusion that bastard who pretended to be me might have caused!

I have two things I must announce so please read carefully:

    1. I am in Dissimulo and will leave to return to Discedo by the weekend.

    2. I wish to have that godforsaken chip removed. Are there any capable surgeons in Discedo who would be willing to assist with this? I would be more than happy to trade for your services.


Thank you!~

[voice; locked to Germany]


... [Dead air...]

I must speak with you, Allemagne.

locked;

Date: 2011-09-08 07:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com
His food is poison. Do not ever agree to eat it, you will be sick. I-- I wish I was exaggerating that one nation could destroy something so wonderful as the culinary arts, but...

I would sooner cut out my own tongue.

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