♕ quatre; [voice->text] (chip removal request)

[crotchroses]

[Coughing, disgruntled French grumbling along with it. Anyone who listens hard enough and who can speak French might catch words like "stupid phone" and "no one will understand this anyway. I never want to speak English again."

After some fumbling noises, France switches to text.]

Many apologies to the confusion that bastard who pretended to be me might have caused!

I have two things I must announce so please read carefully:

1. I am in Dissimulo and will leave to return to Discedo by the weekend.

2. I wish to have that godforsaken chip removed. Are there any capable surgeons in Discedo who would be willing to assist with this? I would be more than happy to trade for your services.

Thank you!~

[voice; locked to Germany]

... [Dead air...]

I must speak with you, Allemagne.

Comments

Re: ( Private )

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

Exactly! You aren't, and you are better off staying that way.

Re: ( Private )

[brotundbier.livejournal.com]

France. What happens. I heard world war two, what are you even talking about. I demand to know.

Re: ( Private )

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

I-- Allemagne, believe me when I say that you do not want to know.

S'il vous plait, I apologize--! I will concede, I should not have said...

[text] GOT YOUR MESSAGE and no dude it's all cool <333

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

locked;

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

I don't think I would go so far as to play with his emotions that way.

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid so. But, ah, did you like what you saw? I hate to be forward but I'm a bit curious.

RUN FRANCE, RUN!!!!!!!! (count those)

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

font face="courier">That is a gorgeous text color!
Of course, I have learned of several. I will look for their frequencies in a moment and send them to you. May I ask your name?

locked;

[fierybluebird]

Such a complex relationship. [But WEIRDLY he's taking note of this. For his own kismesis. Not because he would ever ask them out on a date, but as he said, because if they asked him on one, it'd seriously fuck with his head.]

Perhaps a card then? To sort of make like of it. "Thanks for killing me, sorry I wasn't being myself at the time. Rest assured I'll return the favor if you ever need it." With a little drawing. Something like that.

[lotsoftalent.livejournal.com]

[Way to put her on the spot. She was trying not to look. Not like you could avoid seeing a naked man over the network without warning.]

Um...w-well, I can tell you take very good care of your body.

SHE WON'T BITE hard :::;D

[8ossyfangs.livejournal.com]

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

I don't want to cut it! Trim it maybe, to keep it healthy--but what's so wrong with putting it into a braid, eh? Or do you like being a little rabbit that much?

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

And by interesting I mean you have no idea what you're getting into. It's nothing personal, ami, but I can't give my blessing until I have a better idea of the whole picture, you see?

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

Ah, I do, don't I? Merci!~

So! How have you been? Eh, aside from the recent events, that is?

[hullonurse]

Don't call me that!

Nothing is wrong with braids, I just don't see what's wrong with my pigtails.

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

I'm not saying anything is wrong with them! I'm simply offering my assistance in keeping your hair healthy here, that is all.

And why shouldn't I call you that? It's very fitting.

locked;

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

... I--non... There were things he said to the copy. He spoke highly of me; in my defense. The last he did this... it was... not a very happy time in the world.

I hate being in his debt, it makes my skin crawl.

[hullonurse]

How will braiding it make it any healthier?

... Just don't. [It makes her miss Marianne a little.]

[lotsoftalent.livejournal.com]

[Ftttt---no you're not Thank god. Keep it simple, but doesn't make her any less flustered.]

Ah, fair...a little under the weather, but fine none the less.

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

It will keep it out of the way if you have to do work! Less dirt in your hair means less need for the proper shampoo.

... Ah, as you wish.

WOW SELF HTML FAIL also ooh miss serket ooh

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

[totallygay]

I better not disappoint ya then. Ha ha!

Meanwhile, we can at least get to know one another better, ya?

[hullonurse]

[Self-consciously pats one of her pigtails.] I-it's fine as it is, I'm sure!

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

You look as lovely as always, Angleterre.

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

Oh? Oui, if you like! There's no harm in it. How do you suggest we do that?