♕ quatre; [voice->text] (chip removal request)

[crotchroses]

[Coughing, disgruntled French grumbling along with it. Anyone who listens hard enough and who can speak French might catch words like "stupid phone" and "no one will understand this anyway. I never want to speak English again."

After some fumbling noises, France switches to text.]

Many apologies to the confusion that bastard who pretended to be me might have caused!

I have two things I must announce so please read carefully:

1. I am in Dissimulo and will leave to return to Discedo by the weekend.

2. I wish to have that godforsaken chip removed. Are there any capable surgeons in Discedo who would be willing to assist with this? I would be more than happy to trade for your services.

Thank you!~

[voice; locked to Germany]

... [Dead air...]

I must speak with you, Allemagne.

Comments

[lotsoftalent.livejournal.com]

[Way to put her on the spot. She was trying not to look. Not like you could avoid seeing a naked man over the network without warning.]

Um...w-well, I can tell you take very good care of your body.

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

Ah, I do, don't I? Merci!~

So! How have you been? Eh, aside from the recent events, that is?

[lotsoftalent.livejournal.com]

[Ftttt---no you're not Thank god. Keep it simple, but doesn't make her any less flustered.]

Ah, fair...a little under the weather, but fine none the less.

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

Didn't you have your chip removed recently? What-- May I ask what it was like?

[lotsoftalent.livejournal.com]

Well, the procedure was simple enough. My thigh is still sore though and I'm still feeling ill, though they said I should get over it in a couple of days.