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♕ quatre; [voice->text] (chip removal request)

[Coughing, disgruntled French grumbling along with it. Anyone who listens hard enough and who can speak French might catch words like "stupid phone" and "no one will understand this anyway. I never want to speak English again."

After some fumbling noises, France switches to text.]

Many apologies to the confusion that bastard who pretended to be me might have caused!

I have two things I must announce so please read carefully:

Thank you!~

[voice; locked to Germany]

... [Dead air...]

I must speak with you, Allemagne.

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I'm listening.

...

That arrangement the copy of me so carelessly made is null and void.

((snorts at France. Very distinctly.))

I think that much is obvious.

So then, upon my return we will ignore each other and if we must interact it will be cold but civil, oui?

....I'm not sure why you're making it sound like we have to come to an agreement on this matter.

We do. You act like this is an unsatisfactory outcome. Would you care to be to the point, Allemagne?

I'm saying I was planning on avoiding your French habits as long as possible and as much as possible, so there really isn't any need to make it sound like we have to be "okay" on that matter.

Ah, you are so young! We cannot just assume things, surely you know at least this much. It is safer to reach an agreement to avoid misunderstandings which begin conflicts in the first place, or have you so easily forgotten the circumstances of the war?

I'm not sure how conflict can be reached avoiding somebody you don't like in the first place. If you wished to "ignore what happened" you ought to have simply ignored it, and left me in peace.

Non! That is not how we work and you know that. What if I had come back only to see you expecting the terms to have remained? I couldn't take that chance.

You may not care, Ludwig, and that is fine! But perhaps you could listen for once and avoid having such a thick skull when it comes to diplomacy.

You will understand later after the wars. Ignoring things does not make them disappear, Allemagne.

I do not know how I forgot how much you have grown since--since then.

((Btw? Diiidn't even listen to the rest of what you said. You've upset him.))

Don't call me Ludwig.

Pay attention!

Halten. Sie. Ihren. scheissen. Mund.

I would if you would

Are we in agreement or not? Because if we are not-- Va te faire foutre!

To not calling me Ludwig? Oh, I don't know.

Le cerveau il etait en option chez toi! Stop acting like a child!

You have absolutely no right to tell me what I should and shouldn't do.

It seems Prusse's stupidity really was contagious. This is an unfortunate tumble down a very nostalgic road for me, Allemagne, and I have little patience for it.

Are we in agreement about the aforementioned subject--that we will civilly ignore one another and if we must speak, we will still remain neutral--or not?

Why don't you walk backwards on this so called road of "nostaglia" and get back to where you hated me! You're an absolute pain in the ass like this and frankly I boggle to think I would ever want to reach an agreement with you except to ignore you.

Hah! You could have just said "yes" and been done with it! Non, you had to go the long way.

Merde. I have been perfectly civil to you. Only you would ask me to walk backwards out of pure selfishness, like a child!

Do you want to know what caused you to want an agreement with me, Allemagne?

The Great War--the First World War, followed by the Second. And you lost both.

I don't want your..civ....

((There is. an honest breath there. Even if only for a second, an honest, calm, breath.))

What did you just say.

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