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[Coughing, disgruntled French grumbling along with it. Anyone who listens hard enough and who can speak French might catch words like "stupid phone" and "no one will understand this anyway. I never want to speak English again."

After some fumbling noises, France switches to text.]


Many apologies to the confusion that bastard who pretended to be me might have caused!

I have two things I must announce so please read carefully:

    1. I am in Dissimulo and will leave to return to Discedo by the weekend.

    2. I wish to have that godforsaken chip removed. Are there any capable surgeons in Discedo who would be willing to assist with this? I would be more than happy to trade for your services.


Thank you!~

[voice; locked to Germany]


... [Dead air...]

I must speak with you, Allemagne.

Re: ( Private )

Date: 2011-09-01 04:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brotundbier.livejournal.com
Why don't you walk backwards on this so called road of "nostaglia" and get back to where you hated me! You're an absolute pain in the ass like this and frankly I boggle to think I would ever want to reach an agreement with you except to ignore you.

Re: ( Private )

Date: 2011-09-01 04:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com
Hah! You could have just said "yes" and been done with it! Non, you had to go the long way.

Merde. I have been perfectly civil to you. Only you would ask me to walk backwards out of pure selfishness, like a child!

Do you want to know what caused you to want an agreement with me, Allemagne?

The Great War--the First World War, followed by the Second. And you lost both.













Re: ( Private ) 1/3

Date: 2011-09-01 04:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brotundbier.livejournal.com
I don't want your..civ....

Re: ( Private )

Date: 2011-09-01 04:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brotundbier.livejournal.com
((There is. an honest breath there. Even if only for a second, an honest, calm, breath.))

Re: ( Private )

Date: 2011-09-01 05:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com


Merde. Merde. This is what I was trying to avoid!

Re: ( Private )

Date: 2011-09-01 05:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com
I still have the scars to prove it. What do you think has happened in the last century, eh?

Re: ( Private )

Date: 2011-09-02 02:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brotundbier.livejournal.com
How the hell am I supposed to know that?

Re: ( Private )

Date: 2011-09-02 02:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com
Exactly! You aren't, and you are better off staying that way.

Re: ( Private )

Date: 2011-09-02 02:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brotundbier.livejournal.com
France. What happens. I heard world war two, what are you even talking about. I demand to know.

Re: ( Private )

Date: 2011-09-02 02:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com
I-- Allemagne, believe me when I say that you do not want to know.

S'il vous plait, I apologize--! I will concede, I should not have said...





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