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crotchroses ([personal profile] crotchroses) wrote2011-08-30 01:29 pm
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♕ quatre; [voice->text] (chip removal request)

[Coughing, disgruntled French grumbling along with it. Anyone who listens hard enough and who can speak French might catch words like "stupid phone" and "no one will understand this anyway. I never want to speak English again."

After some fumbling noises, France switches to text.]

Many apologies to the confusion that bastard who pretended to be me might have caused!

I have two things I must announce so please read carefully:

    1. I am in Dissimulo and will leave to return to Discedo by the weekend.

    2. I wish to have that godforsaken chip removed. Are there any capable surgeons in Discedo who would be willing to assist with this? I would be more than happy to trade for your services.


Thank you!~

[voice; locked to Germany]

... [Dead air...]

I must speak with you, Allemagne.
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[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-09-01 09:42 am (UTC)(link)
Ooh, you are in for such an interesting time.
totallygay: (You know I'm bad)

[personal profile] totallygay 2011-09-01 09:55 am (UTC)(link)
[Here, get a true smirk]

Good. I like interesting~!

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-09-03 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
And by interesting I mean you have no idea what you're getting into. It's nothing personal, ami, but I can't give my blessing until I have a better idea of the whole picture, you see?
totallygay: (Tee hee)

[personal profile] totallygay 2011-09-03 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
I better not disappoint ya then. Ha ha!

Meanwhile, we can at least get to know one another better, ya?

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-09-03 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
Oh? Oui, if you like! There's no harm in it. How do you suggest we do that?
totallygay: (Oh?)

[personal profile] totallygay 2011-09-03 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
Someone suggested I get naked with you.

But I'm pretty sure Alfred would mind that...

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-09-03 10:43 am (UTC)(link)
Eh. I'm sick still, but thank you for the offer. Free love is all well and good but I'm not fond of spreading infidelity.



If you are so inclined to marry my little Alfred, perhaps you should be more upset at that suggestion yourself.
totallygay: (Aw c'mon)

Sorry! I hate when I leave a comment open and forget to hit "Post"

[personal profile] totallygay 2011-09-05 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
Ha ha!

Nah, I know the guy was just tryin' to help me out. He's one of the few who do. Besides, I figured he was just talkin' about you and me chillin' out naked and stuff, not trading sexual favors.

If I took offense to everything, I'd be a miserable person... and that's just no fun.
Edited 2011-09-05 03:22 (UTC)

LOL IT'S COOL BRO <333

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-09-05 08:14 am (UTC)(link)


Eh, perhaps some other time after I've recovered. Besides, I'm already almost there, oui?
totallygay: (remove shirt is ok?)

[personal profile] totallygay 2011-09-07 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
Ha ha. Just about but I also saw that fake of you naked, kind-of. Not that it really counted, I guess.

[That is pretty awesome. He'll wonder if America has or had a pair like that but, well, the USA flag.]

If ya ever need somethin' to wear, I've got a few outfits left. Though, Alfred really likes the work uniform, so ya prob can't borrow that one.

[It has a rainbow patch on it. I but it's the only reason America likes it so much.]

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-09-07 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
... Non... no thank you. I... would rather burn off my skin than wear anything Amerique has worn. No offense.
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