♕ quatre; [voice->text] (chip removal request)

[crotchroses]

[Coughing, disgruntled French grumbling along with it. Anyone who listens hard enough and who can speak French might catch words like "stupid phone" and "no one will understand this anyway. I never want to speak English again."

After some fumbling noises, France switches to text.]

Many apologies to the confusion that bastard who pretended to be me might have caused!

I have two things I must announce so please read carefully:

1. I am in Dissimulo and will leave to return to Discedo by the weekend.

2. I wish to have that godforsaken chip removed. Are there any capable surgeons in Discedo who would be willing to assist with this? I would be more than happy to trade for your services.

Thank you!~

[voice; locked to Germany]

... [Dead air...]

I must speak with you, Allemagne.

Comments

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

Eh. I'm sick still, but thank you for the offer. Free love is all well and good but I'm not fond of spreading infidelity.



If you are so inclined to marry my little Alfred, perhaps you should be more upset at that suggestion yourself.

Sorry! I hate when I leave a comment open and forget to hit "Post"

[totallygay]

Ha ha!

Nah, I know the guy was just tryin' to help me out. He's one of the few who do. Besides, I figured he was just talkin' about you and me chillin' out naked and stuff, not trading sexual favors.

If I took offense to everything, I'd be a miserable person... and that's just no fun.

LOL IT'S COOL BRO <333

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

Eh, perhaps some other time after I've recovered. Besides, I'm already almost there, oui?

[totallygay]

Ha ha. Just about but I also saw that fake of you naked, kind-of. Not that it really counted, I guess.

[That is pretty awesome. He'll wonder if America has or had a pair like that but, well, the USA flag.]

If ya ever need somethin' to wear, I've got a few outfits left. Though, Alfred really likes the work uniform, so ya prob can't borrow that one.

[It has a rainbow patch on it. I but it's the only reason America likes it so much.]

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

... Non... no thank you. I... would rather burn off my skin than wear anything Amerique has worn. No offense.