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[Coughing, disgruntled French grumbling along with it. Anyone who listens hard enough and who can speak French might catch words like "stupid phone" and "no one will understand this anyway. I never want to speak English again."

After some fumbling noises, France switches to text.]


Many apologies to the confusion that bastard who pretended to be me might have caused!

I have two things I must announce so please read carefully:

    1. I am in Dissimulo and will leave to return to Discedo by the weekend.

    2. I wish to have that godforsaken chip removed. Are there any capable surgeons in Discedo who would be willing to assist with this? I would be more than happy to trade for your services.


Thank you!~

[voice; locked to Germany]


... [Dead air...]

I must speak with you, Allemagne.

[text]

Date: 2011-08-30 08:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com


Merde--

Edited Date: 2011-08-30 08:02 pm (UTC)

[text]

Date: 2011-08-30 08:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sojournsparrow.livejournal.com
Oh dear... you aren't sounding terribly well after the whole affair. Although I have to say, I'm glad that was a doppelganger.

[text]

Date: 2011-08-31 02:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sojournsparrow.livejournal.com
So you are the kind who would go parading around the streets in the nude? Or was that part of the flair and subtlety?

[text]

Date: 2011-08-31 02:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sojournsparrow.livejournal.com
[Off screen Haer'Dalis just sort of facepalms]

Well said for a drunken exhibitionist.

[text]

Date: 2011-08-31 03:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sojournsparrow.livejournal.com
What if there are those who do not appreciate the beauty of the male form?

[text]

Date: 2011-08-31 03:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sojournsparrow.livejournal.com
Surely you cannot be serious.

[text]

Date: 2011-08-31 03:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sojournsparrow.livejournal.com
Well, I suppose you do have that in abundance.

[text]

Date: 2011-08-31 03:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sojournsparrow.livejournal.com
So have many, but few feel the need to do it so... what's the word I'm looking for? Naked?

Oh yes that reminds me, do you know where I might be able to find some wine? I heard that you would know better than anyone else in this place.

[text]

Date: 2011-09-04 02:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sojournsparrow.livejournal.com
Ahh, so then I suppose that even you who are a country renowned for their wine, cannot produce any here. What a pity. If only my magical powers could create grapes... or simply wine for that matter. Although it's a moot point anyways since my chip is still inside of me.

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