crotchroses: (☩ if I must fight)
crotchroses ([personal profile] crotchroses) wrote2011-09-02 10:03 pm

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[Today's broadcast is a simple one. Apologies for the spam!]

If I had the materials to produce wine, I would do so immediately.

[private to ALL THE NATIONS (except Germany):]

I want no part in any conflicts here. There is too much at stake. I understand our histories and the differing timelines that add further complications, but as they say, there are bigger fish to fry.

We don't have to work together. In fact, the idea is a little appalling, though I would not be opposed to it. But let us at least try not to leap straight into war.

Let us build our respective areas and watch over our citizens, if we have any on this planet.

[/private]

[private to ROSEMARY:]


I am in the hospital. If you would like to speak with me in person, that is fine.

[private to ARTHUR:]

Shut up.

I have something to tell you. Will you visit me here in the hospital or are you still glued to Amerique? Either way I will discuss it, whether in person or on the phone, but in person is preferable. That way I can reintroduce your face to my glorious fist if need be.

What will it be, Rosbif?

[/private]

[OOC NOTE: TAKING A NAP. WILL BE BACK IN A FEW HOURS HOPEFULLY UNLESS I JUST PASS OUT ALTOGETHER.

OOC NOTEX2 COMBO: He's in the DISCEDO HOSPITAL just sulking so if you want to visit, you can!! Doesn't matter if you're a nation or not, he likes company! :) ]

private; LOL I didn't even notice sob

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-09-09 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
... Somewhat. The Soviet Union collapsed in the late 1980's but there are still Communist nations. Russie says he is not, but--eh, if you shave a wolf it is still a wolf.

Milan, the Piazzale Loreto, I think you call it.

private; No one ever does, they just see boob puns

[identity profile] fettuttittes.livejournal.com 2011-09-09 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
[Snorts] And what of me? Does Fascism survive?

[Yeah, still got the creepy smile] Milan. I see. A date?

private; ... it's true :(

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-09-09 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
1945, some time before July or June. They hung him on a meat hook from what I remember. You think the Allies or your citizens would let that continue? Non, non mademoiselle. Certainly not. You and Vene--eh, Romano and Vene are still alive and well.

private; oh welp...

[identity profile] fettuttittes.livejournal.com 2011-09-09 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
I hope it hurt. I hope he screamed for mercy, the coward. And the Allies... they... obviously they succeeded in getting into Sicily then... But they didn't tear us apart, that's good then...I suppose...

private; it just means I'm excited okok ;w;

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-09-09 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
Non, that was after he was dead. I think he was shot before that. I was liberated months before, do you know that?

I cannot wait for this to end for you. Ask your brother, he will tell you more than I what it's like now.



Come to think of it...

Romano would never have this kind of conversation with me. Magnifique, I get along with you!~

private; wow, so excited over tits, way to go.

[identity profile] fettuttittes.livejournal.com 2011-09-09 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
...Pity. He deserved agony. [Refuses to let herself so any bit of happiness for him, but she does nod, eyes closed. If he was liberated, that means Marianne would have been...] Congratulations then...

...I doubt it will end anytime soon... another year, or two, si? It... it was August for me and if he doesn't die till 1945 that's close to two...

... [Turns pink, glaring at the screen, shut up she forgot who you were!]

This is not us getting along. This is me getting information, that you seem more than happy to share. I would be a fool not to use the opportunity.

private; WOW RUDE I meant I was excited for Romana tags but fine ;3; I SEE HOW IT IS

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-09-09 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
This is one nation reminiscing with the other who happens to be his sister! You don't want to kill me so I think this is very nice.

private; Oh please you love me

[identity profile] fettuttittes.livejournal.com 2011-09-09 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
I am not your sister. Stop saying that, capire? [Glare glare, it's like a 5 year old trying to look cross really]

private; only if you love me

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-09-09 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
Of course you are. And here, where we are almost human, family is even more important.

private; idk, that's a big ask...

[identity profile] fettuttittes.livejournal.com 2011-09-09 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
[Well, she will rarely admit that she even considers Marianne a sister, so what did you expect?] We didn't grow up together, you're just a different version of her. I'm not sure that counts. Does Romano consider you a brother?

private; 8(???

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-09-17 05:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course he does! I'm everyone's brother.

private; 8/

[identity profile] fettuttittes.livejournal.com 2011-09-18 10:23 am (UTC)(link)
Are you now? And does he call you brother?

private; ;~;!!!!

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-09-18 10:31 am (UTC)(link)
Whether he calls me that or not doesn't change the fact that I am.

private; :'(...

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-09-18 10:42 am (UTC)(link)
I think of myself that way, and that isn't likely to change.

private; well fine I guess...

[identity profile] fettuttittes.livejournal.com 2011-09-18 10:44 am (UTC)(link)
Fool. You're making too many connections, you'll only get hurt.

private; 8>!!

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-09-18 10:47 am (UTC)(link)
You don't know me at all, cherie.

private; :|

[identity profile] fettuttittes.livejournal.com 2011-09-18 10:52 am (UTC)(link)
[What is that about?] No, but I know her... Marianne, and it's enough.

private; 8D????...

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-09-19 01:51 pm (UTC)(link)
If she is anything like me, then you do not know her well enough either.

private; 8/

[identity profile] fettuttittes.livejournal.com 2011-09-19 02:12 pm (UTC)(link)
I know her more than enough. More than I want to, somedays.

private; 83

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-09-19 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
If only I could believe that.

... What was she like?

private; /sneaks away

[identity profile] fettuttittes.livejournal.com 2011-09-20 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
Believe what you want.

...She's touchy, always trying to hug or kiss people. Proud. Snobbish. Has a foul mouth, and ugly temper... beautiful, I suppose, if you like that look.

private; /follows 8(

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-09-24 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
I doubt she has a foul mouth if she really is beautiful. A proper lady with manners!

private; What are you Belarus?

[identity profile] fettuttittes.livejournal.com 2011-09-24 01:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[snorts] Unless your idea of a proper lady is one that sleeps with anything that looks her mouth...

private; Belarus doesn't follow like a sad puppy.

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-09-24 02:20 pm (UTC)(link)
I also doubt that! Even if it was true, ma cherie, what she does with herself is her choice, non? Just as it is your choice and every other woman's choice to do with herself what makes her happy, and no one is allowed to tell her otherwise.



I respect and admire your chastity. That does not mean I don't want to share my bed with you, but you cannot force these things! I think you are missing out on something truly magnifique, but eh, it is your choice. Man or woman I have no right to judge, oui?

private; ...this is true 1/2

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