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[Today's broadcast is a simple one. Apologies for the spam!]

If I had the materials to produce wine, I would do so immediately.

[private to ALL THE NATIONS (except Germany):]

I want no part in any conflicts here. There is too much at stake. I understand our histories and the differing timelines that add further complications, but as they say, there are bigger fish to fry.

We don't have to work together. In fact, the idea is a little appalling, though I would not be opposed to it. But let us at least try not to leap straight into war.

Let us build our respective areas and watch over our citizens, if we have any on this planet.

[/private]

[private to ROSEMARY:]


I am in the hospital. If you would like to speak with me in person, that is fine.

[private to ARTHUR:]

Shut up.

I have something to tell you. Will you visit me here in the hospital or are you still glued to Amerique? Either way I will discuss it, whether in person or on the phone, but in person is preferable. That way I can reintroduce your face to my glorious fist if need be.

What will it be, Rosbif?

[/private]

[OOC NOTE: TAKING A NAP. WILL BE BACK IN A FEW HOURS HOPEFULLY UNLESS I JUST PASS OUT ALTOGETHER.

OOC NOTEX2 COMBO: He's in the DISCEDO HOSPITAL just sulking so if you want to visit, you can!! Doesn't matter if you're a nation or not, he likes company! :) ]

private; 8D????...

Date: 2011-09-19 01:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com
If she is anything like me, then you do not know her well enough either.

private; 8/

Date: 2011-09-19 02:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fettuttittes.livejournal.com
I know her more than enough. More than I want to, somedays.

private; 83

Date: 2011-09-19 11:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com
If only I could believe that.

... What was she like?

private; /sneaks away

Date: 2011-09-20 05:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fettuttittes.livejournal.com
Believe what you want.

...She's touchy, always trying to hug or kiss people. Proud. Snobbish. Has a foul mouth, and ugly temper... beautiful, I suppose, if you like that look.

private; /follows 8(

Date: 2011-09-24 06:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com
I doubt she has a foul mouth if she really is beautiful. A proper lady with manners!

private; What are you Belarus?

Date: 2011-09-24 01:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fettuttittes.livejournal.com
[snorts] Unless your idea of a proper lady is one that sleeps with anything that looks her mouth...
From: [identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com
I also doubt that! Even if it was true, ma cherie, what she does with herself is her choice, non? Just as it is your choice and every other woman's choice to do with herself what makes her happy, and no one is allowed to tell her otherwise.



I respect and admire your chastity. That does not mean I don't want to share my bed with you, but you cannot force these things! I think you are missing out on something truly magnifique, but eh, it is your choice. Man or woman I have no right to judge, oui?

private; ...true. Who else is clingy then...

Date: 2011-09-24 02:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fettuttittes.livejournal.com
She could more discreet. It's... she knows how people will treat her, for being so obvious. If she wasn't so proud...

[You're talking to the woman whose so freaking tempted to shoot Mussolini if he tries to look down her top one more time...

Man her ideals are like. 1300's. Or something]


Taci! Vaffanculo, you really are just as bad as her! Can neither of you control yourselves, and understand that not everyone is like you, so happy to throw their bodies at any willing! Some of us are h-happy staying chaste!

And I am not interested in women! [God, you're as bad as Venezia, 'oh you don't want to go out with this nice boy are you interested in women sister?'] Not that any of this is your business!
Edited Date: 2011-09-24 02:36 pm (UTC)

private; drunk!England

Date: 2011-09-24 02:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com


Of course we understand! I do, at the very least. I did say it was your choice, cherie! Just as it is hers.

I am surprised I did not even stop to consider that just now.

Not until you mentioned it.

... But... ... You are a virgin, are you not?

private; ...this is true 1/2

Date: 2011-09-24 02:53 pm (UTC)
tomatatas: (Default)
From: [personal profile] tomatatas
[She knows that. And yes, France is very trying. If she wasn't his boss she would.

Maybe she should get two birds with one stone
]
Good! Then stop being like that, because it makes me uncomfortable.

[Flushes, managing a glare] I am not interested in women at all, get those perverted thoughts out of your hea-!
Edited Date: 2011-09-24 03:02 pm (UTC)

2/2

Date: 2011-09-24 02:54 pm (UTC)
tomatatas: (Default)
From: [personal profile] tomatatas
THAT IS NONE OF YOUR CONCERN! [If she could get any redder she'd blend perfectly with a firetruck.

Scrambling to try and turn this stupid thing off]
Edited Date: 2011-09-24 03:00 pm (UTC)

private; no regrets

Date: 2011-09-24 03:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com
I knew it! It is not often enough that I see the virgin blush of such a beautiful woman!
From: [identity profile] fettuttittes.livejournal.com
Taci! [Oh god why can't her fingers get the right button, no she is not shaking from embarrassment] This is highly improper! Pervertito! It's my life and I will live it how I choose!
From: [identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com
Of course! Fight anyone who says otherwise, cherie! That's the spirit! Be proud and happy!
From: [identity profile] fettuttittes.livejournal.com
Taci! Drop the subject right... right now! And forget you ever mentioned it!
From: [identity profile] fettuttittes.livejournal.com
Taci! [Fuck it, just throwing the communicator away from her]

private; Best big sister thing :3

Date: 2011-09-28 02:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fettuttittes.livejournal.com
[Another irritated shriek before she slams her hand down, somehow managing to cut the feed]

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