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If I had the materials to produce wine, I would do so immediately.

[private to ALL THE NATIONS (except Germany):]

I want no part in any conflicts here. There is too much at stake. I understand our histories and the differing timelines that add further complications, but as they say, there are bigger fish to fry.

We don't have to work together. In fact, the idea is a little appalling, though I would not be opposed to it. But let us at least try not to leap straight into war.

Let us build our respective areas and watch over our citizens, if we have any on this planet.

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[private to ROSEMARY:]

I am in the hospital. If you would like to speak with me in person, that is fine.

[private to ARTHUR:]

Shut up.

I have something to tell you. Will you visit me here in the hospital or are you still glued to Amerique? Either way I will discuss it, whether in person or on the phone, but in person is preferable. That way I can reintroduce your face to my glorious fist if need be.

What will it be, Rosbif?

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[OOC NOTE: TAKING A NAP. WILL BE BACK IN A FEW HOURS HOPEFULLY UNLESS I JUST PASS OUT ALTOGETHER.

OOC NOTEX2 COMBO: He's in the DISCEDO HOSPITAL just sulking so if you want to visit, you can!! Doesn't matter if you're a nation or not, he likes company! :) ]

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Magnifique! That is all I wanted to hear.

See, I knew you couldn't stay angry with me.

[ likewise. another day. ]

Who says I'm not still angry with you?

Me!

Yeah but your opinion isn't valid.

[ duh, man. ]

Why the hell isn't it valid?!

'Cause you're France!

Non, that doesn't work, you silly little bastard.

Yup! It is! That's the system, and that's how it's always been.

That's not what you said in the 1780's.~

[ oh gross. cue a proper retort. ]

It's your girlfriend said in my bed last night.

Oh wait! You don't have a girlfriend! Must've been the guy I was sleeping with.

And you're not.

...I'm having sex and you're not! [ BEST RETORT. ]

That was stupid. Do you have anything else?

Don't need anything else when I'm getting laid and you're not.

[ this face. ]

. . .

I fucked your dad.

WHAT.

Oui. I'm not proud of it, but there it is.

But.

You are my dad.

Kinda.

Wait.

I'm confused.

You're on the right track.

Maybe.

Huh.

Angleterre!

[ America is feeling what children feel when they first learn about sex and that their parents have had it. ]

OH EW. THAT'S DISGUSTING! YOU GUYS ARE TOO OLD FOR THAT.

bwahahaha America you amuse him so much it was so worth hearing you be obnoxious oh God.]

I am not old, you small baby barely-out-of-diapers ex-colony.

THE IMAGES. THEY WON'T LEAVE.

[ he is legitimately dry-retching here. ]

Too old! Way too old! Old and hairy like an elderly beaver! I'm young and hip and you're so ancient your bones creak when you walk!

[ says the guy who has no qualms with sleeping with older humans ]

Not old! Not ever!

GOOD! You deserve to be traumatized you backwater, braindead overgrown child with an undeserved God complex! I saw Angleterre naked.

[ SCREAMING. SO MUCH SCREAMING.

and then

silence. ]

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