crotchroses: (☩ if I must fight)
[personal profile] crotchroses
[Today's broadcast is a simple one. Apologies for the spam!]

If I had the materials to produce wine, I would do so immediately.

[private to ALL THE NATIONS (except Germany):]

I want no part in any conflicts here. There is too much at stake. I understand our histories and the differing timelines that add further complications, but as they say, there are bigger fish to fry.

We don't have to work together. In fact, the idea is a little appalling, though I would not be opposed to it. But let us at least try not to leap straight into war.

Let us build our respective areas and watch over our citizens, if we have any on this planet.

[/private]

[private to ROSEMARY:]


I am in the hospital. If you would like to speak with me in person, that is fine.

[private to ARTHUR:]

Shut up.

I have something to tell you. Will you visit me here in the hospital or are you still glued to Amerique? Either way I will discuss it, whether in person or on the phone, but in person is preferable. That way I can reintroduce your face to my glorious fist if need be.

What will it be, Rosbif?

[/private]

[OOC NOTE: TAKING A NAP. WILL BE BACK IN A FEW HOURS HOPEFULLY UNLESS I JUST PASS OUT ALTOGETHER.

OOC NOTEX2 COMBO: He's in the DISCEDO HOSPITAL just sulking so if you want to visit, you can!! Doesn't matter if you're a nation or not, he likes company! :) ]

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Date: 2011-09-17 05:46 pm (UTC)
starspangledhero: (I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT)
From: [personal profile] starspangledhero
But.

You are my dad.

Kinda.

Wait.

I'm confused.

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Date: 2011-09-17 05:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com
You're on the right track.

Maybe.

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Date: 2011-09-18 01:49 am (UTC)
starspangledhero: (Don't panic.)
From: [personal profile] starspangledhero
[ America is feeling what children feel when they first learn about sex and that their parents have had it. ]

OH EW. THAT'S DISGUSTING! YOU GUYS ARE TOO OLD FOR THAT.

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Date: 2011-09-18 01:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com
bwahahaha America you amuse him so much it was so worth hearing you be obnoxious oh God.]

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Date: 2011-09-18 01:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com


I am not old, you small baby barely-out-of-diapers ex-colony.

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Date: 2011-09-18 02:00 am (UTC)
starspangledhero: (I'MAVAMPIREI'MAVAMPIREI'MAVAMPIRE)
From: [personal profile] starspangledhero
THE IMAGES. THEY WON'T LEAVE.

[ he is legitimately dry-retching here. ]

Too old! Way too old! Old and hairy like an elderly beaver! I'm young and hip and you're so ancient your bones creak when you walk!

[ says the guy who has no qualms with sleeping with older humans ]

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Date: 2011-09-18 02:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com
Not old! Not ever!

GOOD! You deserve to be traumatized you backwater, braindead overgrown child with an undeserved God complex! I saw Angleterre naked.

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Date: 2011-09-18 02:09 am (UTC)
starspangledhero: (This isn't funny Dean!)
From: [personal profile] starspangledhero
[ SCREAMING. SO MUCH SCREAMING.







and then

silence.
]
Edited Date: 2011-09-18 02:09 am (UTC)

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Date: 2011-09-18 02:10 am (UTC)
starspangledhero: (Montreal is cool. Man they speak French!)
From: [personal profile] starspangledhero
...I'm gonna go drink some bleach now.

Tell Tatsumi I love him.

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Date: 2011-09-18 02:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com
You'll be throwing up for at least a week.

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Date: 2011-09-18 02:14 am (UTC)
starspangledhero: (Worst. Twins. Ever.)
From: [personal profile] starspangledhero
[ He doesn't even care he's legitimately getting the bleach. IT CAN'T BE WORSE THAN GAMZEE'S PIES. IT CAN'T. ]

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Date: 2011-09-18 02:19 am (UTC)
starspangledhero: (Is this a fight? Are we in a fight?)
From: [personal profile] starspangledhero
[ While America drinks bleach in the background, guess who wanders into the foreground.



No escape
]

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Date: 2011-09-18 03:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com


We did it on the kitchen floor!~

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Date: 2011-09-18 07:48 pm (UTC)
starspangledhero: (This isn't funny Dean!)
From: [personal profile] starspangledhero
NOOOOOO THAT'S WHERE I DID IT WITH TATSUMI! YOU'VE SOILED OUR SEX SPOT!

[ Or, that's what he's trying to say, but he just swallowed bleach and is sorta gargling and halfway dying. ]

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Date: 2011-09-19 11:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com


Please! It was in my apartment, not yours.

Amerique, you're being stupid. Stop drinking that.

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Date: 2011-09-21 02:57 am (UTC)
starspangledhero: (Is this a fight? Are we in a fight?)
From: [personal profile] starspangledhero
I can't hear you I'm dead.

[ falls over ]

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Date: 2011-09-24 01:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com
Oh my God what have I done?!

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Date: 2011-09-25 04:33 am (UTC)
starspangledhero: (You're a zombie)
From: [personal profile] starspangledhero
[ gargled whisper: ]

You've killed me, Papa.

Why Papa why?
From: [identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com
Shut the hell up, fatass, only Mattie can call me Papa!

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Date: 2011-09-25 04:38 am (UTC)
starspangledhero: (You're a zombie)
From: [personal profile] starspangledhero
[ here have a moan. the moan of the undead. yes America now has black eyes and blood dripping out of all face orifices. ZOMBIE MODE ENGAGED.

SHUT UP THIS IS HETALIA THIS IS ALLOWED.

His voice gets softer so he sounds exactly like Canada.
]

Papaaaaaaaaaaaa.

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