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[Today's broadcast is a simple one. Apologies for the spam!]

If I had the materials to produce wine, I would do so immediately.

[private to ALL THE NATIONS (except Germany):]

I want no part in any conflicts here. There is too much at stake. I understand our histories and the differing timelines that add further complications, but as they say, there are bigger fish to fry.

We don't have to work together. In fact, the idea is a little appalling, though I would not be opposed to it. But let us at least try not to leap straight into war.

Let us build our respective areas and watch over our citizens, if we have any on this planet.

[/private]

[private to ROSEMARY:]


I am in the hospital. If you would like to speak with me in person, that is fine.

[private to ARTHUR:]

Shut up.

I have something to tell you. Will you visit me here in the hospital or are you still glued to Amerique? Either way I will discuss it, whether in person or on the phone, but in person is preferable. That way I can reintroduce your face to my glorious fist if need be.

What will it be, Rosbif?

[/private]

[OOC NOTE: TAKING A NAP. WILL BE BACK IN A FEW HOURS HOPEFULLY UNLESS I JUST PASS OUT ALTOGETHER.

OOC NOTEX2 COMBO: He's in the DISCEDO HOSPITAL just sulking so if you want to visit, you can!! Doesn't matter if you're a nation or not, he likes company! :) ]

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Date: 2011-09-04 12:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spiffingtea.livejournal.com
[England grabs the sheets and yanks them back away from France, raising an eyebrow.]

Don't you bloody hide away when you're the one who called me all the way out of here. It's not like I haven't seen you like this already for the hundreth time already.

[He sits back, and crosses his legs.]

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Date: 2011-09-04 12:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com


I was drunk and delirious with fever, so that doesn't count whatsoever. You were the one who agreed to visit, do not make it sound like I forced you.

Angleterre...

...

Did you have a bar fight? Your nose has improved and your eye, it's forming a bruise.

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Date: 2011-09-04 01:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spiffingtea.livejournal.com
[England stubbornly reaches again and tugs the sheet back, keeping ahold of them.]

No, but I've seen you before that.

[He stares at Francis for a moment.]

... I already told you.

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Date: 2011-09-04 01:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com
Don't talk about that.



Did that little shit--?! Tell me you at least landed a few blows, Angleterre!

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Date: 2011-09-04 01:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spiffingtea.livejournal.com
[All England can do is raise an eyebrow. He just sighs.]

Does it matter? I'm here now. Wasn't there something you were going to tell me or are you avoiding that now, too?

[He shifts.]

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Date: 2011-09-04 01:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com
Allemagne knows. No one is allowed to do anything for me, or mention it to him. I will punch that stupid bastard in the face if he comes near me again, but now he has to live with it so he brought it on himself.



Never mind that! I must ask you something, and you will listen to the proposition, oui?

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Date: 2011-09-04 01:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spiffingtea.livejournal.com
[England would blink at that point, but he's too busy grunting in response to his shoulders being grabbed. He mumbles.]

U-Uh, sure.

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Date: 2011-09-04 01:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com


Ah, well, I would ask you on a date in thanks for ridding the world of that disgusting copy of me, but...

I know you would refuse out of fear and disgust. "Bloody git trying to get into my trousers!" Have a little fun, Angleterre--That is, I would suggest you should but I know you won't.

So...

You know what, forget it.

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Date: 2011-09-04 02:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spiffingtea.livejournal.com
[Then his blush goes into twofold, and England seems to panic internally for a moment -- before he grasps ahold of what else France is saying.

And England responds in the typical way.]


W-Who the bloody hell do you think you are! I-I can have fun! I-I'll go on your bloody date if only to prove you wrong!

[He doesn't even realise what he's said till he's said it. Whoops.]

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Date: 2011-09-04 02:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com


Magnifique! I will meet you at eight.

You cannot possibly prove me wrong, even if you do attend this meeting of ours. It's impossible because you are the least fun, second only to Autriche.

Do you want to grow older and express yourself through a musical instrument, Angleterre?

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Date: 2011-09-04 01:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spiffingtea.livejournal.com
... W-Why would I want to do that?

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Date: 2011-09-04 02:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com
That is a very good question. So! You see my point, then!

Oh, and try not to smell so terrible, s'il vous plait.

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