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Bonjour! It seems it's time for me to make several announcements as well as requests!

When we are finished assisting those ungrateful putes, would anyone like to meet with me in Discedo for a small gathering? To celebrate our accomplishment and keep each other company after such a hard time. Oh! And if you bring the ingredients, I will cook!~

Oui, anyone is invited, but I need an estimate of who will join us.

If there is anyone in Spero who will cross over to Discedo through the tunnel while we are working on it, tell me, s'il vous plait. It is important I know. I am there assisting with the work and food, of course.

[locked to ROSEMARY:]

[in French:] ... Eh... Angleterre, I must speak with you.

[locked to ARTHUR:]

[Also in French:] You. Moi. There are things we need to discuss. If you aren't still alive, I will find you and kill you myself.

[ooc: France is taking a breather on the shore of the lake. And by breather I mean he's pacing frustratedly and it... strangely looks as though he's contemplating going for a swim.

note1: IM me at MayorOfCantown if anyone wants to plot! I had him post in the work log. He also lives in Latimir and he's been making frequent supply runs so if you want to say they've met, just let me know in IM or somethin'!]

locked; lmao my kingdom for an edit button ♥

Date: 2011-09-30 12:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seashellsoap.livejournal.com
I'd better put one of the others on stand-by with the stomach pump. So is it hard work fixing the subway?

locked;

Date: 2011-09-30 12:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com
Why don't you lend us a hand and find out? You want it completed quickly. Come out and lend a hand.

locked;

Date: 2011-09-30 12:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seashellsoap.livejournal.com
The monsters are too strong on the Spero side. Unlike you my trachea doesn't re-attach.

locked;

Date: 2011-09-30 12:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com
... Are you from this planet? A native of this place, I mean.

locked;

Date: 2011-09-30 12:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seashellsoap.livejournal.com
Pute nombre trois reporting Monsieur République Française.

locked; LOL HIS MIND = BLOWN

Date: 2011-09-30 12:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com


This is... awkward. Ah, oh well, it happens!

So, tell me, how is it you know so much? If it is as boring as reading the history, I would like to know where the books are, merci.

locked; best way of making acquaintances B)b

Date: 2011-09-30 01:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seashellsoap.livejournal.com
[French it is:]

Know about what, you? French? The monsters? The secret of life? It's 42 by the way.

locked; these two are awesome what is this

Date: 2011-09-30 02:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com
Oh God don't start with the references. I'm not fond of the book or the movie.

Are you a native of this planet?
From: [identity profile] seashellsoap.livejournal.com
I met Beeblebrox once. I think I'd dig that kind of president. You know, if we had any voting institutions around here.

You could say something like that. I grew up in Spero.
From: [identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com
Hmph. I have this feeling you know more of the nations and Earth than what is filtered through the network. Am I wrong?

locked; she likes the special treatment 8,)

Date: 2011-09-30 04:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seashellsoap.livejournal.com
I have a lot of time on my hands. What's the point of having a universe crossing machine if you don't lift a few movies every now and then?

-Oh wait. I mean we use our equipment with the strictest of morals in mind.
From: [identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com
Non, I don't blame you really. If you are going to kidnap several hundred people over the course of several years you may as well do something else to amuse yourself.

Why don't you send us back home? That would be excellent.

At least you decided to learn my language, that is flattering at least.
From: [identity profile] seashellsoap.livejournal.com
Well. I'm not part of the set who brought you here. So boohoo. If you have complaints you're preaching to the wrong doctor, brother.

I just put your corpses back together. Anything else you'll have to take it up with Jay.

locked; d-don't mock me w;A;w

Date: 2011-09-30 05:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com
... ... Touche, mademoiselle.

Fair enough. I think I will fashion a cake for you--that isn't poisoned!--on principle. Or shall that be two, as you've seen me twice now?

But... Would they not revive you if you lost your life? Or is it only you who knows how to weave life back together with those machines?

locked; XD ♥

Date: 2011-09-30 05:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seashellsoap.livejournal.com
... ... ...I like cake.

But no it doesn't work on us. We've tried it before. The results are... hellish. Ugly too. I have a strict policy against anything that makes you want to claw your eyes out.

Lose us you lose everything.

locked;

Date: 2011-09-30 07:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com
I would be concerned if you didn't. Consider this a good sign.

... I do concede that, but it would have been nicer not to have been dragged here in the first place. That stunt your associate pulled has kicked us into gear, but it does not mean I don't want to punch him in the face and crack his nose.
Edited Date: 2011-09-30 07:00 am (UTC)

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Date: 2011-09-30 07:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seashellsoap.livejournal.com
[That gets a cross between a giggle and a snort.]

Like I've never heard that one before. He got you good hunh. That's just Jay. He's really a good guy.

locked;

Date: 2011-09-30 07:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com
Whatever, like I believe that for a second! When I spoke to him it was like talking to Amerique on drugs.

locked;

Date: 2011-09-30 07:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seashellsoap.livejournal.com
You'll see, he's going to fix both our messes. The attitude's just a... bonus.

[i.e. it's super cool what are you talking about]

locked;

Date: 2011-09-30 07:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com
You really must be lacking in entertainment. Is it a permanent thing, or is it just a percentage?

If it's the former I really will think you're touched in the head.

locked;

Date: 2011-09-30 07:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seashellsoap.livejournal.com
Says the guy who's stuck in a shithole like this. Trust me, Jay's good for this. You're just mad cause he didn't like your face.

locked;

Date: 2011-09-30 07:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com
You say that as if it's my fault! I did not ask to be whisked away to a foreign planet, cut off from my land and citizens. Anyway, I have been alive a very, very long time--electricity is not necessary for entertainment.

... And my face is fine. I don't like him because he is a moronic prick.

locked;

Date: 2011-10-02 03:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seashellsoap.livejournal.com
Well. It is and it isn't. [his fault that is] But alright, teach me a game and we can have some new entertainment.

Jay's smart. He's just [...] looking out for us. ...Kind of like a big brother! You know?

locked;

Date: 2011-10-02 05:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com
It is more about the state of mind, less what the mind is occupied with. Let's say you sit in a room in a chair and there is a desk there. Maybe a pen and paper, eh? Instead of drawing careless things, you put thought and patience into what you sketch or what you write. It takes more time, it means more. It is useful.



...

Maybe. I respect that! But he is still a prick.

locked;

Date: 2011-10-06 03:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seashellsoap.livejournal.com
Alright then. I'll write a story just for you. Should it be about a prince? Or a princess?

[She just laughs at the prick thing. WELL certainly can't deny that.]

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