crotchroses: (☩ if you can't lend your hand)
crotchroses ([personal profile] crotchroses) wrote2011-12-01 05:34 am

♕ treize; [video; English/text translation]

[Some time around the evening of the 30th, there is a broadcast.

A very French broadcast. Because France is in it. You can't beat that, okay.

The lighting is dramatic and France himself seems to be sitting in a chair, leaned back against the sill of a window and the wall, so he's essentially in front of the window with his feet propped up off screen.]


... Bonsoir, Fortuna.

[He removes the cigarette from his mouth and sighs through the edifice into the open air. The smoke curls 'round. He is so dramatic you can practically hear the music playing.

No really. Where is that very very soft music coming from?

You'll never know.]


It has come to my attention that I, the nation of romance, have not tended to my duties properly. What are those, you ask?

[HE FACES THE CAMERA AT LAST. There is a confident smile on his lips.]

We are fighting to survive, I know this. But... Even so! [a wave of his hand] The human instinct--ah, even the instinct of life itself!--is not only to survive but to live well. It is my duty, my desire and obligation, to assist not only my citizens but anyone who wishes it, in this endeavor.

Je suis--Ah, I am France, and whatever you need--be it advice, friendly company, the best cooking on the planet, or just someone handsome to look at, I am at your disposal.

Not to do this--Non! It is unacceptable. [He snaps his fingers--

--he's holding a rose in bloom in addition to that cigarette. France's sleeves are rolled up look he can be mysterious too. He brings it to his face and breathes in the scent with a happy sigh.]


The brother of Europe--[his other hand waves at himself, indicating who he's talking about]--of the world--he is here for you.

[With a wave, the feed cuts off. Shortly after, a text translation is posted, word for word so everyone can read it.]
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[personal profile] bauhinia 2011-12-10 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
You act like it's a piece of cake.

[ Very nice, but what're you going to do about the stuff he hid? He's so good at hide and seek, let me tell you. ]

[identity profile] aladyknight.livejournal.com 2011-12-10 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
[...]

Like I'm sharing my secrets with you.

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-10 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
That implies you have any to begin with.

[identity profile] aladyknight.livejournal.com 2011-12-10 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
I've got plenty of secrets!

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-10 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
Prove it! I present this challenge to you, Prusse!

[identity profile] aladyknight.livejournal.com 2011-12-10 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
And it is a challenge I do not accept because there's nothing in it for me.

[She folds her arms over her chest and pouts. Clearly, she is the most mature.]

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-10 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
So you accept defeat without setting terms, then.

[identity profile] aladyknight.livejournal.com 2011-12-10 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
Bastard. It wasn't going to be a defeat, simply ignoring unnecessary provocation. But if you want it, fine. Self discipline and faith are both a hundred times better than your senseless little love could ever be. Mild companionship is perfectly acceptable but silly, frivolous little things are only going to get in the way when it comes time to fight. And to get out of here.

[video; English]

[identity profile] pureheartedperv.livejournal.com 2011-12-10 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
. . .



I suppose I can't argue with that. So then, Mr. Nation of Romance, I suppose this place is pretty lonely. And a girl like me can't really say no to a friendly face offering some of his precious time, you know?

[identity profile] mysterycross.livejournal.com 2011-12-10 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
Too bad.

{Yea good luck with that.}

[Video] THIS MIGHT HAVE HAPPENED A LOT IN CANON SHE'S COVERING ALL THE BASES (tears)

[identity profile] u-n-asplode.livejournal.com 2011-12-10 06:47 pm (UTC)(link)
No!

...at least not on purpose, most of the time...


People ran away a lot, back home.

[Video] OH NO it's okay he has a big heart w;A;w

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-10 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I understand I am hard to resist! There will be no problem at all; Brother France can defend himself.

[Video] This is good 8D

[identity profile] u-n-asplode.livejournal.com 2011-12-10 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
...are you sure?

[Granted, people haven't been doing that so much here, but Flandre has to make sure anyway.]

[Video] HE IS SLOWLY COLLECTING ADORABLE VAMPIRE LADIES unintentionally but--!!

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-11 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
It would be a silly reason to turn someone away, no? Ah, that reminds me: would you happen to be French?

[Video] Accidental Pokedex entries get?

[identity profile] u-n-asplode.livejournal.com 2011-12-11 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
[INSTANT DISTRACTION FROM THE SADS]

I am, I am!

[Video] ahahhaha yessss

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-11 05:18 am (UTC)(link)


What? Really?! Ooh, then I cannot possibly turn you away! Mon chere, you are my citizen!~

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-11 09:35 am (UTC)(link)
Of course it will be useful. Think of what we could achieve if we tried to work together for once!

Success takes patience and planning, ami.

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-11 09:38 am (UTC)(link)
Rude. And to think I was going to trade with you.

[text] sasuke or france

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-11 09:41 am (UTC)(link)


1/2

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-11 09:59 am (UTC)(link)
Magnifique!

[text] uh. both of them!

[identity profile] lastofthelegacy.livejournal.com 2011-12-11 10:00 am (UTC)(link)
Meaning?

2/2

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-11 10:00 am (UTC)(link)
You could collect supplies for the upcoming winter with me!

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-11 10:03 am (UTC)(link)
It is a skill in which I pride myself so very much.

Please, sit down!

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