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crotchroses[Some time around the evening of the 30th, there is a broadcast.
A very French broadcast.Because France is in it. You can't beat that, okay.
The lighting is dramatic and France himself seems to be sitting in a chair, leaned back against the sill of a window and the wall, so he's essentially in front of the window with his feet propped up off screen.]
... Bonsoir, Fortuna.
[He removes the cigarette from his mouth and sighs through the edifice into the open air. The smoke curls 'round. He is so dramatic you can practically hear the music playing.
No really. Where is that very very soft music coming from?
You'll never know.]
It has come to my attention that I, the nation of romance, have not tended to my duties properly. What are those, you ask?
[HE FACES THE CAMERA AT LAST. There is a confident smile on his lips.]
We are fighting to survive, I know this. But... Even so! [a wave of his hand] The human instinct--ah, even the instinct of life itself!--is not only to survive but to live well. It is my duty, my desire and obligation, to assist not only my citizens but anyone who wishes it, in this endeavor.
Je suis--Ah, I am France, and whatever you need--be it advice, friendly company, the best cooking on the planet, or just someone handsome to look at, I am at your disposal.
Not to do this--Non! It is unacceptable. [He snaps his fingers--
--he's holding a rose in bloom in addition to that cigarette. France's sleeves are rolled up look he can be mysterious too. He brings it to his face and breathes in the scent with a happy sigh.]
The brother of Europe--[his other hand waves at himself, indicating who he's talking about]--of the world--he is here for you.
[With a wave, the feed cuts off. Shortly after, a text translation is posted, word for word so everyone can read it.]
A very French broadcast.
The lighting is dramatic and France himself seems to be sitting in a chair, leaned back against the sill of a window and the wall, so he's essentially in front of the window with his feet propped up off screen.]
... Bonsoir, Fortuna.
[He removes the cigarette from his mouth and sighs through the edifice into the open air. The smoke curls 'round. He is so dramatic you can practically hear the music playing.
No really. Where is that very very soft music coming from?
You'll never know.]
It has come to my attention that I, the nation of romance, have not tended to my duties properly. What are those, you ask?
[HE FACES THE CAMERA AT LAST. There is a confident smile on his lips.]
We are fighting to survive, I know this. But... Even so! [a wave of his hand] The human instinct--ah, even the instinct of life itself!--is not only to survive but to live well. It is my duty, my desire and obligation, to assist not only my citizens but anyone who wishes it, in this endeavor.
Je suis--Ah, I am France, and whatever you need--be it advice, friendly company, the best cooking on the planet, or just someone handsome to look at, I am at your disposal.
Not to do this--Non! It is unacceptable. [He snaps his fingers--
--he's holding a rose in bloom in addition to that cigarette. France's sleeves are rolled up look he can be mysterious too. He brings it to his face and breathes in the scent with a happy sigh.]
The brother of Europe--[his other hand waves at himself, indicating who he's talking about]--of the world--he is here for you.
[With a wave, the feed cuts off. Shortly after, a text translation is posted, word for word so everyone can read it.]
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Date: 2011-12-01 11:53 am (UTC)Ha. Of service, of course. What else could she ever expect from him]
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Date: 2011-12-01 12:01 pm (UTC)... Romana! I see you there. Why not say hello to me, mm?
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Date: 2011-12-01 02:15 pm (UTC)What the heck are ya on about now?
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Date: 2011-12-01 05:14 pm (UTC)No wonder no one has managed to find those scientists and escape yet.
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Date: 2011-12-01 11:29 pm (UTC)[text] oh god that icon
From:[text] I have much better/worse IT HAS ONLY BEGUN...
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From:[text] hypnotize me, go on
From:[text] I WILL. when you least expect it...
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From:[text] also I'm so sorry he's such a prick kasldf
From:[text] PFFT, apologizing for being a jerk is always my job
From:[text] LOL sdklj france trolls because he loves
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From:[text] these two are a train wreck
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Date: 2011-12-01 05:24 pm (UTC)You are weird!
[She might have to become roomies with this guy? But... She goes to start giggling quite a bit.]
And funny!
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Date: 2011-12-01 11:28 pm (UTC)I am the most amusing, it is me! To bring smiles to the faces of the people warms my heart.
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Date: 2011-12-01 06:09 pm (UTC)If you team up with Greece you two can work on pick-up lines, eh?
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Date: 2011-12-01 11:20 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2011-12-01 08:22 pm (UTC)...France-san seems to be feeling well.
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Date: 2011-12-01 11:07 pm (UTC)Japon, you're back! Ah, I would have greeted you sooner but I have been--
--indisposed.
I am feeling wonderful!
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Date: 2011-12-01 09:52 pm (UTC)I'm guessing that applies to the rest of the universe too?
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Date: 2011-12-01 11:03 pm (UTC)--Hong Kong! You are the nation I've wanted to see.
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Date: 2011-12-02 03:59 am (UTC)Do you have to do crap like this in public? Really, France?
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Date: 2011-12-02 09:37 pm (UTC)--Do you give out hugs?
Hugs would make people happier.
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Date: 2011-12-03 11:55 am (UTC)]
[Video] ...wait that was uneccesary
Date: 2011-12-03 01:15 am (UTC)Oh, oh! I heard you were here, before, but I haven't met you yet. Hello! I'm Flandre.
[Video] heehee it's all good!
Date: 2011-12-03 11:53 am (UTC)It's a pleasure, mademoiselle! How are you today, flying about on those lovely wings?
[Video] holy crap I am so sorry
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From:[Video] inbox why do you hate me being timely
From:[Video] because it's a ho ALSO AWWW FLANDRE ;u;
From:[Video] THIS MIGHT HAVE HAPPENED A LOT IN CANON SHE'S COVERING ALL THE BASES (tears)
From:[Video] OH NO it's okay he has a big heart w;A;w
From:[Video] This is good 8D
From:[Video] HE IS SLOWLY COLLECTING ADORABLE VAMPIRE LADIES unintentionally but--!!
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Date: 2011-12-03 03:39 am (UTC)Typical. Even when we're in a situation that has us struggling for mere survival. Typical.
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Date: 2011-12-03 11:51 am (UTC)Welcome to Fortuna!~
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Date: 2011-12-06 10:54 pm (UTC)What sort of advice are you expecting to give?
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From:[Video, French] sh, shh i'm just fashionably late
Date: 2011-12-11 08:57 pm (UTC)[
Selective hearing at its finest.][Video, French] the best kind of late (yea)
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