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[Some time around the evening of the 30th, there is a broadcast.

A very French broadcast. Because France is in it. You can't beat that, okay.

The lighting is dramatic and France himself seems to be sitting in a chair, leaned back against the sill of a window and the wall, so he's essentially in front of the window with his feet propped up off screen.]


... Bonsoir, Fortuna.

[He removes the cigarette from his mouth and sighs through the edifice into the open air. The smoke curls 'round. He is so dramatic you can practically hear the music playing.

No really. Where is that very very soft music coming from?

You'll never know.]


It has come to my attention that I, the nation of romance, have not tended to my duties properly. What are those, you ask?

[HE FACES THE CAMERA AT LAST. There is a confident smile on his lips.]

We are fighting to survive, I know this. But... Even so! [a wave of his hand] The human instinct--ah, even the instinct of life itself!--is not only to survive but to live well. It is my duty, my desire and obligation, to assist not only my citizens but anyone who wishes it, in this endeavor.

Je suis--Ah, I am France, and whatever you need--be it advice, friendly company, the best cooking on the planet, or just someone handsome to look at, I am at your disposal.

Not to do this--Non! It is unacceptable. [He snaps his fingers--

--he's holding a rose in bloom in addition to that cigarette. France's sleeves are rolled up look he can be mysterious too. He brings it to his face and breathes in the scent with a happy sigh.]


The brother of Europe--[his other hand waves at himself, indicating who he's talking about]--of the world--he is here for you.

[With a wave, the feed cuts off. Shortly after, a text translation is posted, word for word so everyone can read it.]

Date: 2011-12-19 01:42 am (UTC)
bauhinia: (Default)
From: [personal profile] bauhinia
Okay, so should we actually talk about food?

Date: 2011-12-19 01:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com
No I think I will have my culinary skills do the talking.

Date: 2011-12-19 01:48 am (UTC)
bauhinia: (Default)
From: [personal profile] bauhinia
Not that part, the part where we still need ingredients.

Date: 2011-12-19 02:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com


Various people have been growing things, I think. I know Dissimulo is more productive concerning agriculture, but it is far too late to plant new seeds.

Date: 2011-12-19 02:13 am (UTC)
bauhinia: (Default)
From: [personal profile] bauhinia
If we find something good to trade, I bet we can get something we need.

[ Being down to earth is not his best skill, but it's on the list. Actually he's just not fussed enough to go the roundabout way.... ]

Date: 2011-12-19 02:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com


There are good clothes down in Spero too. I will write up a list of what we need and what I can trade--you do the same and we will come up with something together.

Date: 2011-12-19 02:57 am (UTC)
bauhinia: (Default)
From: [personal profile] bauhinia
[ Yeah, that's not high on a list of accomplishments— no offense or anything. ]

Are there? [ Well, that's interesting. ] Are we gonna make a trip of it?

Date: 2011-12-19 03:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com


Oui. Unless we can get someone else to do the work for us.

Date: 2011-12-19 11:17 pm (UTC)
bauhinia: (Default)
From: [personal profile] bauhinia
[ Sorry, sorry. ]

Are any names coming to mind?

Date: 2011-12-19 11:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com
Anyone on this floor will work fine.

Date: 2011-12-19 11:25 pm (UTC)
bauhinia: (Default)
From: [personal profile] bauhinia
[ Macau would, but Hong Kong would feel bad asking him. ]

Maybe we oughta just do it ourselves.

Date: 2011-12-19 11:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com
We are too lazy for that.

Date: 2011-12-19 11:48 pm (UTC)
bauhinia: (Default)
From: [personal profile] bauhinia
We're totally not. We could do it. [ Huff huff. ] Maybe.

Date: 2011-12-20 12:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com
Maybe.

Something will have to keep us busy for seven hours back and forth to Dissimulo.

Date: 2011-12-20 12:25 am (UTC)
bauhinia: (Default)
From: [personal profile] bauhinia
I can draw for seven hours.

Date: 2011-12-20 12:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com
No, no, we need something else!

Date: 2011-12-20 12:36 am (UTC)
bauhinia: (Default)
From: [personal profile] bauhinia
Like what? [ Chin in hand. ]

Date: 2011-12-20 12:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com
... Maybe I will just sleep for seven hours.

Date: 2011-12-20 12:46 am (UTC)
bauhinia: (Default)
From: [personal profile] bauhinia
Hey, that's a good idea. [ Maybe he will too and you won't have to worry. ]

Date: 2011-12-20 12:55 am (UTC)
bauhinia: (Default)
From: [personal profile] bauhinia
Well, I mean, I could bring some too if you wanted.

Date: 2011-12-20 01:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com
As long as nothing about it is English.

Date: 2011-12-20 01:09 am (UTC)
bauhinia: (Default)
From: [personal profile] bauhinia
You don't have to worry about that, okay?

Date: 2011-12-20 01:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com
I am making certain! I don't want to have food poisoning again.

Date: 2011-12-20 01:35 am (UTC)
bauhinia: (Default)
From: [personal profile] bauhinia
Like I said, my food is good. I didn't learn how to cook from him, yeah?

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