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crotchroses ([personal profile] crotchroses) wrote2011-12-01 05:34 am

♕ treize; [video; English/text translation]

[Some time around the evening of the 30th, there is a broadcast.

A very French broadcast. Because France is in it. You can't beat that, okay.

The lighting is dramatic and France himself seems to be sitting in a chair, leaned back against the sill of a window and the wall, so he's essentially in front of the window with his feet propped up off screen.]


... Bonsoir, Fortuna.

[He removes the cigarette from his mouth and sighs through the edifice into the open air. The smoke curls 'round. He is so dramatic you can practically hear the music playing.

No really. Where is that very very soft music coming from?

You'll never know.]


It has come to my attention that I, the nation of romance, have not tended to my duties properly. What are those, you ask?

[HE FACES THE CAMERA AT LAST. There is a confident smile on his lips.]

We are fighting to survive, I know this. But... Even so! [a wave of his hand] The human instinct--ah, even the instinct of life itself!--is not only to survive but to live well. It is my duty, my desire and obligation, to assist not only my citizens but anyone who wishes it, in this endeavor.

Je suis--Ah, I am France, and whatever you need--be it advice, friendly company, the best cooking on the planet, or just someone handsome to look at, I am at your disposal.

Not to do this--Non! It is unacceptable. [He snaps his fingers--

--he's holding a rose in bloom in addition to that cigarette. France's sleeves are rolled up look he can be mysterious too. He brings it to his face and breathes in the scent with a happy sigh.]


The brother of Europe--[his other hand waves at himself, indicating who he's talking about]--of the world--he is here for you.

[With a wave, the feed cuts off. Shortly after, a text translation is posted, word for word so everyone can read it.]
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[personal profile] bauhinia 2011-12-15 07:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Except there is Prank War Z looming on the horizon and Hong Kong doesn't want to incite France's wrath any more than he already has! Well, kinda. He doesn't want to incite his wrath at all, okay? A good-natured prank war between pranksters of equal or nearly equal caliber is what he needs to entertain his teenaged mind. Actual destruction of the apartment building is generally frowned upon.... ]

Okay, that was just cheesy.

[ What are you gonna do with England once you do drag him into it?! ]

[identity profile] meilihua.livejournal.com 2011-12-15 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay! So where should we start looking for these supplies?

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-15 07:45 pm (UTC)(link)


I consider it all in Gouda nature.

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[personal profile] bauhinia 2011-12-15 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He's a smart dude when he's not provoking his elders.... ]

Wow, I'm parmesan that pun off on you.

[ Whoa, whoa, whoa. Not the eyebrows. Don't get Hong Kong mixed up in that. Joining forces is another issue altogether. Because he still has a goal to blow up England couch. ]

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-15 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
In battle, on a farm or in the city, the winter can be harsh and cruel.

Merci! I will speak with both! Of course, monsieur, of course! If I may, might your cafe be used to store supplies I cannot fit in Latimir?

[identity profile] asideglance.livejournal.com 2011-12-15 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
...What sort of things is France-san best at drawing? It has been quite some time...

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-15 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Gathering them can be dangerous so eh... Do not endanger yourself needlessly, mademoiselle. The cafe in Discedo however, I am using it to store supplies. Should you find anything you don't need, you could bring it there!

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-15 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)


You feta let it go unless you want to make yourself look foolish!

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[personal profile] bauhinia 2011-12-15 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[ You really are cool, aren't you, France? ]

I'll brie the one to decide that.

[ Don't even begin to act like you wouldn't enjoy it. ]

[identity profile] meilihua.livejournal.com 2011-12-15 08:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I'll definitely do my best, Francis!

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-15 08:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Ooh, you are so sweet! Ah, and please be careful? Latimir 103, you should visit any time! I offer food and the company of myself, Grece and the others living with us.

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-15 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)


Really? I didn't think you were one to asiago the extra mile.

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-15 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
People, landscapes; you know, that kind of thing. Perhaps a watercolor of your countryside!

[identity profile] meilihua.livejournal.com 2011-12-15 08:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, you're living with Greece...? I'll definitely visit!

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-15 08:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Oui! And one of my kings as well! His Majesty Louis XIV. He is young and very kind.

[identity profile] asideglance.livejournal.com 2011-12-15 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[Blushing. Because... that is totally a thing to blush about don't you know.]

Ah... I would like to have something more to remind me of home...

[identity profile] meilihua.livejournal.com 2011-12-15 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh! I think I met him! ...is he really from that long ago...?

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-15 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)


Perfect! So do we have a deal?
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[personal profile] loyal_cube 2011-12-15 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[Cube simply nods to that statement.]

Of course. I haven't been doing much with it as of late. I'd like to get back to running the store more properly. It reminds me of better times.

[identity profile] asideglance.livejournal.com 2011-12-15 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[France you dog. But Japan tries to get rid of that blush and nods]

Ah, yes. That sounds just fine.
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[personal profile] fierybluebird 2011-12-15 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh god, yes please.

[What bird doesn't like bread? >:)]

[text] Well they do have the same voice actor!

[identity profile] lastofthelegacy.livejournal.com 2011-12-16 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
"The brother of the world"? How ridiculous. You can't just declare that.

And the same doesn't apply here. This isn't your world, not at all.
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[personal profile] bauhinia 2011-12-16 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
[ Well, that'd be cool. Maybe Hong Kong would return the favor sometime, eh? ]

You've got a sharp wit, I'll give you that.

[ That sounds like a beautiful thing. We should undertake this mission soon. ]

video ✞

[identity profile] morsures.livejournal.com 2011-12-17 04:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah-h well sure.

[ Yuki blushes a bit. ]

Kaname is really kind, and he also tries his best to please others and to make them happy.

Ah well I never thought of any of that marriage stuff....so if you want to sure, thanks!

[Video, French] 1/idefk

[identity profile] seyitloud.livejournal.com 2011-12-18 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
The more, the merrier. Even eyebrows ought to have a hard time ruining a gathering like this one with his usual attitud --

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