crotchroses: (☩ if you can't lend your hand)
crotchroses ([personal profile] crotchroses) wrote2011-12-01 05:34 am

♕ treize; [video; English/text translation]

[Some time around the evening of the 30th, there is a broadcast.

A very French broadcast. Because France is in it. You can't beat that, okay.

The lighting is dramatic and France himself seems to be sitting in a chair, leaned back against the sill of a window and the wall, so he's essentially in front of the window with his feet propped up off screen.]


... Bonsoir, Fortuna.

[He removes the cigarette from his mouth and sighs through the edifice into the open air. The smoke curls 'round. He is so dramatic you can practically hear the music playing.

No really. Where is that very very soft music coming from?

You'll never know.]


It has come to my attention that I, the nation of romance, have not tended to my duties properly. What are those, you ask?

[HE FACES THE CAMERA AT LAST. There is a confident smile on his lips.]

We are fighting to survive, I know this. But... Even so! [a wave of his hand] The human instinct--ah, even the instinct of life itself!--is not only to survive but to live well. It is my duty, my desire and obligation, to assist not only my citizens but anyone who wishes it, in this endeavor.

Je suis--Ah, I am France, and whatever you need--be it advice, friendly company, the best cooking on the planet, or just someone handsome to look at, I am at your disposal.

Not to do this--Non! It is unacceptable. [He snaps his fingers--

--he's holding a rose in bloom in addition to that cigarette. France's sleeves are rolled up look he can be mysterious too. He brings it to his face and breathes in the scent with a happy sigh.]


The brother of Europe--[his other hand waves at himself, indicating who he's talking about]--of the world--he is here for you.

[With a wave, the feed cuts off. Shortly after, a text translation is posted, word for word so everyone can read it.]
fierybluebird: (sexy)

[personal profile] fierybluebird 2011-12-19 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
Merci beaucoup! [Digs in happily and chirps his delight over the bread. Yes... chirps.]

Oh damn you're good. Are you sure, you have no interest in piracy? I could offer you the best crew in the world~

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-19 02:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, that is right! You are lucky to have so much of your family here, eh? Despite the conflict, family is family.

[text] Then Sasuke will never be rid of him. Ever. 8V

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-19 02:56 pm (UTC)(link)

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-19 03:49 pm (UTC)(link)


Oui. Unless we can get someone else to do the work for us.

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[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-19 04:11 pm (UTC)(link)
He sounds like he will be a very good man for you.

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[identity profile] morsures.livejournal.com 2011-12-19 04:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you so much. If he ever comes here I want him to meet you and all the other countries. He'll be so happy. Especially when he meets Germany.

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-19 04:30 pm (UTC)(link)


Bien sûr! You want a chef. Je ne sais pas, it will not be that simple to gain my employment.

truth be told he is powerless against Rosemary's broom...

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-19 04:32 pm (UTC)(link)
... Eh... Trust me, she is Angleterre, just... not a pervert, and smarter.

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[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-19 05:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Bien sûr! Ah, but... Why Allemagne? He is not the most welcoming.

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[identity profile] morsures.livejournal.com 2011-12-19 05:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh silly he's the one teaching me German and taking care of me! Kaname will be so happy.

[ Aww is someone heartfelt? ]

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[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-19 05:27 pm (UTC)(link)


O-oh! That is excellent of him.

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[identity profile] morsures.livejournal.com 2011-12-19 05:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't worry France, I'm sure Kaname would be more than happy to meet you too! After all he often visited France when I was still a human.

that's not exactly comforting, papa ....

[identity profile] seyitloud.livejournal.com 2011-12-19 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
In that case, is it possible to trade our world's England for the other world's England?

1/something

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-19 07:08 pm (UTC)(link)
... I... Hm?

I'll tell you when I'm done sob

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-19 07:10 pm (UTC)(link)

he's thinking about it.......

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-19 07:11 pm (UTC)(link)

oh god I'm so so sorryklasjdfkl

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-19 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)

almost there...

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-19 07:13 pm (UTC)(link)

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