crotchroses: (☩ if you can't lend your hand)
crotchroses ([personal profile] crotchroses) wrote2011-12-01 05:34 am

♕ treize; [video; English/text translation]

[Some time around the evening of the 30th, there is a broadcast.

A very French broadcast. Because France is in it. You can't beat that, okay.

The lighting is dramatic and France himself seems to be sitting in a chair, leaned back against the sill of a window and the wall, so he's essentially in front of the window with his feet propped up off screen.]


... Bonsoir, Fortuna.

[He removes the cigarette from his mouth and sighs through the edifice into the open air. The smoke curls 'round. He is so dramatic you can practically hear the music playing.

No really. Where is that very very soft music coming from?

You'll never know.]


It has come to my attention that I, the nation of romance, have not tended to my duties properly. What are those, you ask?

[HE FACES THE CAMERA AT LAST. There is a confident smile on his lips.]

We are fighting to survive, I know this. But... Even so! [a wave of his hand] The human instinct--ah, even the instinct of life itself!--is not only to survive but to live well. It is my duty, my desire and obligation, to assist not only my citizens but anyone who wishes it, in this endeavor.

Je suis--Ah, I am France, and whatever you need--be it advice, friendly company, the best cooking on the planet, or just someone handsome to look at, I am at your disposal.

Not to do this--Non! It is unacceptable. [He snaps his fingers--

--he's holding a rose in bloom in addition to that cigarette. France's sleeves are rolled up look he can be mysterious too. He brings it to his face and breathes in the scent with a happy sigh.]


The brother of Europe--[his other hand waves at himself, indicating who he's talking about]--of the world--he is here for you.

[With a wave, the feed cuts off. Shortly after, a text translation is posted, word for word so everyone can read it.]

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[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-19 07:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Je ne sais pas. I-I do not think it would work that way.

[text] he will be so ecstatic!

[identity profile] lastofthelegacy.livejournal.com 2011-12-19 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm just seeing it for how it is. Do whatever you have to do, then.

[identity profile] aladyknight.livejournal.com 2011-12-19 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[...]

We need to go drinking, you and I. [That is a perfectly natural progression of this conversation, shut your face.]

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-19 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)


Oui.

But your brother, he still wants to kill me.
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[personal profile] bauhinia 2011-12-19 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Sorry, sorry. ]

Are any names coming to mind?

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-19 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Anyone on this floor will work fine.
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[personal profile] bauhinia 2011-12-19 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Macau would, but Hong Kong would feel bad asking him. ]

Maybe we oughta just do it ourselves.

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-19 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
We are too lazy for that.
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[personal profile] bauhinia 2011-12-19 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
We're totally not. We could do it. [ Huff huff. ] Maybe.

[identity profile] aladyknight.livejournal.com 2011-12-20 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
How cute. [Coo~]

You know he won't. Or rather, he can't do it permanently. So you're fine.

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-20 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe.

Something will have to keep us busy for seven hours back and forth to Dissimulo.
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[personal profile] bauhinia 2011-12-20 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
I can draw for seven hours.

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-20 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
Merde. I am only warning you that you will have to put up with that insane beast brooding!

Fine. I have wine from the scientists, I may as well share it with you and-- ... you. Gilbert.



Unless you want to drink away your liver with the poison they call alcohol distilled here.

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-20 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
No, no, we need something else!

[identity profile] aladyknight.livejournal.com 2011-12-20 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
Wine is good. [Let her have a few glasses and then she'll move onto the local stuff.]

And West is a little grumpy thing regardless. Don't worry about it.
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[personal profile] bauhinia 2011-12-20 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
Like what? [ Chin in hand. ]

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-20 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
Against my better judgment, you and your brothers are invited to Christmas dinner.

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-20 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
... Maybe I will just sleep for seven hours.
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[personal profile] bauhinia 2011-12-20 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, that's a good idea. [ Maybe he will too and you won't have to worry. ]

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-20 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
I'll bring food?
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[personal profile] bauhinia 2011-12-20 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I mean, I could bring some too if you wanted.

[identity profile] aladyknight.livejournal.com 2011-12-20 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
We'll be there.

[She has no idea if the boys will be, but she's certain France will feed her well, so she'll be there.]

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-20 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
As long as nothing about it is English.

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