crotchroses: (☩ if you can't lend your hand)
crotchroses ([personal profile] crotchroses) wrote2011-12-01 05:34 am

♕ treize; [video; English/text translation]

[Some time around the evening of the 30th, there is a broadcast.

A very French broadcast. Because France is in it. You can't beat that, okay.

The lighting is dramatic and France himself seems to be sitting in a chair, leaned back against the sill of a window and the wall, so he's essentially in front of the window with his feet propped up off screen.]


... Bonsoir, Fortuna.

[He removes the cigarette from his mouth and sighs through the edifice into the open air. The smoke curls 'round. He is so dramatic you can practically hear the music playing.

No really. Where is that very very soft music coming from?

You'll never know.]


It has come to my attention that I, the nation of romance, have not tended to my duties properly. What are those, you ask?

[HE FACES THE CAMERA AT LAST. There is a confident smile on his lips.]

We are fighting to survive, I know this. But... Even so! [a wave of his hand] The human instinct--ah, even the instinct of life itself!--is not only to survive but to live well. It is my duty, my desire and obligation, to assist not only my citizens but anyone who wishes it, in this endeavor.

Je suis--Ah, I am France, and whatever you need--be it advice, friendly company, the best cooking on the planet, or just someone handsome to look at, I am at your disposal.

Not to do this--Non! It is unacceptable. [He snaps his fingers--

--he's holding a rose in bloom in addition to that cigarette. France's sleeves are rolled up look he can be mysterious too. He brings it to his face and breathes in the scent with a happy sigh.]


The brother of Europe--[his other hand waves at himself, indicating who he's talking about]--of the world--he is here for you.

[With a wave, the feed cuts off. Shortly after, a text translation is posted, word for word so everyone can read it.]

video; German

[identity profile] aladyknight.livejournal.com 2011-12-02 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
Yuck. [Prussia is making immature, pointedly disgusted faces. Because she can.]

Do you have to do crap like this in public? Really, France?

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-02 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
I am so happy that you're well. I have been worried, it was unintentional to, eh... put such a distance between the two of us.

video; German

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-02 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
It is not crap and oui, it would be pointless to speak all this at a mirror!

video ✞

[identity profile] morsures.livejournal.com 2011-12-02 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
Oh I see! That sounds like a very good idea.

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-02 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
I'm making plenty of sense. You are the one being very silly!

[text] sldkjflaskd

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-02 04:03 am (UTC)(link)

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-02 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
You aren't doing anything. I am doing more than you, I know it!

video; German

[identity profile] aladyknight.livejournal.com 2011-12-02 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
[Fine, she sticks her tongue out back at him.]

You know no one will ever love you like you love yourself? Why subject us to it?

video ✞

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-02 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, I knew some would understand!

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-02 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
You're jealous!

[Video]

[identity profile] meilihua.livejournal.com 2011-12-02 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, okay! [Your student, professor~]

[identity profile] aladyknight.livejournal.com 2011-12-02 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
You insult me. I don't do jealous.

[text] hypnotize me, go on

[identity profile] lastofthelegacy.livejournal.com 2011-12-02 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
Your honest policy is to threaten people when they've said nothing definitively negative?

[identity profile] mysterycross.livejournal.com 2011-12-02 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
I own the soup kitchen. {Beat that.}

video ✞

[identity profile] morsures.livejournal.com 2011-12-02 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
Do you need any help?
fierybluebird: (soft glance)

[personal profile] fierybluebird 2011-12-02 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
My apologies as well. I wasn't around very much during your chip removal I'm afraid.

video; engrish

[identity profile] dongsaengoppai.livejournal.com 2011-12-02 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[ he read the text, sure, but he's replying with a video. ]

--Do you give out hugs?
Hugs would make people happier.

[Video] ...wait that was uneccesary

[identity profile] u-n-asplode.livejournal.com 2011-12-03 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
[Hi there's a little girl with rainbow wings on your screen and she's FLYING PAST MOST OF THE POST what is attention span. THERE'S SOMETHING IMPORTANT. She's also speaking French, and she sounds excited!]

Oh, oh! I heard you were here, before, but I haven't met you yet. Hello! I'm Flandre.
Edited 2011-12-03 01:17 (UTC)

[video; English]

[identity profile] pureheartedperv.livejournal.com 2011-12-03 03:39 am (UTC)(link)


Typical. Even when we're in a situation that has us struggling for mere survival. Typical.

video;

[identity profile] einzelkampfer.livejournal.com 2011-12-03 06:44 am (UTC)(link)
... The nation of romance.

video;

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-03 11:49 am (UTC)(link)
You called?

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